Daniel

Katseye is Baby Shark for gay men

Got told by a manager most people work off the clock to make sure things don’t fall through the cracks and I’m about to punch through a window and jump out.

This Dawn Richard album…

The last thing we need is a flying Swastikar. Tesla drivers are shitty enough.

I would defend Kelly Clarkson till the end of the world.

If you are a queer person bringing 3+ straight women into a gay bar you should all pay a cover. Fight me.

Happy Jocktober!

Tove Lo at the Greek was everything

Revolver playing that song about Texas being a choice is homophobic.

A client thought I was 28 and I just wanna take a moment to thank my parents

I lost my best friend on Saturday. To know Toby was to love him. It still doesn’t feel real. I love you so much, my little head man.

Oh she’s taking it.

Metamorphia by Rebecca Black has gone 3x Platinum in my car

Damn Pink 😭

All Weekend

I’m afraid Rebecca Black’s album gets better with every listen.

Not this fuck ass Waymo not using its blinker

Can we collectively and respectfully bully Kelly Clarkson into releasing a 20th anniversary edition of My December next June?

Huge day for people who appreciate Kelly Clarkson’s unmatched vocals

This Carly Rae Jepsen family song is making me homophobic

Brrrrrrrrrrring me flowers

Tr*mp outliving Dolly Parton I’m sick to my stomach!!!!!! TAKE HIM INSTEAD OMG

I am once again asking yall to stream Mexico Honey by Kacey Musgraves instead

Spatchcocked a chicken for the first and last time.

KATSEYE’s been walking a very fine line between camp and mama this is garbage…

Posting for validation

Fully forgot how to shave a mustache. That being said, going into hiding for a couple weeks.

Killing time at a Target while boycotting is fucking hard.

Risking it all for an arugula salad.

It’s time.

Before it’s over

Nearah Nuff makes great tv 👏🏽

We’re watching Brooke Lynn Hytes turn into Detox in real time.

AI slop has gotten so bad on Linkedin that they’ve added a ‘Seems like AI slop’ button

Pro tip: bring earplugs if you’re seeing The Odyssey on Dolby.

Clothed beach day @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social

Was Conga by Gloria Estefan big in Canada? That lip sync was rough 😬

Presale for Lily Allen, Tinashe, and Rebecca Black tickets happening at the same time feels homophobic

Can I come over to play Meccha Chameleon?

That was a wild finale, I’m so happy I didn’t see spoilers

Mi gente Latino!

I hate how much Makayla Couture’s attitude shadows her talent 😭

If you spoil All Stars your mom’s a hoe.

Everyone moved on, I’m still here.

The biggest gay Mandela effect

Girl at the coffee shop with the smelliest dog 😭