DancingMonkey

This is the ad I’m posting now: It’s well known that petting cats is just as effective as any kind of sedative and helps relieve stress. If you want to improve your mental well-being, come see me! In exchange for a little treat, you can pet me, and maybe I'll even purr for you.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

This pose is absolute comfort combined with maximum defensive reflexes. If anyone tried to wake me up now, they’d only be risking their own safety. I'm asleep but my senses are on alert and I can even hear my owner's thoughts about my dinner. I hope she serve it soon.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

The clocks change tomorrow at dawn. My owner is very optimistic. She thinks she can sleep an hour more. However, my internal biological clock will be as precise as a Swiss watch, signaling the usual time. So, when it comes to my breakfast, I am not open to any negotiations.🕑🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

On this beautiful, sunny October day, I was walking lonely through the park. Suddenly I noticed a little girl sitting on a bench petting cats. I went over to her, sat down, and waited patiently, because a little love and attention are always worth the wait.🍂🧡🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

I got a really delicious dinner, which I quickly devoured. Then I asked for a little more. And a little more. I must say that the introduction of the internationally recognized cat unit of measurement known as “a little more” is meeting with serious resistance in our house.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

Another day where I am forced to confront my own perfection. Not everyone gets to share a roof with an autumn-colored beauty. So I told my owner that since she wouldn't find any autumn decorations prettier than me, she should spend the money set aside for them on treats instead. #cats #catsofbluesky

I was resting here when suddenly a fly flew past me, which of course I had to catch. The execution of the jump was flawless, the hunt was successful. The unfortunate rearrangement of the houseplants was not intentional. My owner still wanted to put the full responsibility on me. #cats #catsofbluesky

At 3:19 am, I sang my own composition "MEOOOW". My owner shouted at me. She didn’t criticize the performance’s quality but she revealed her own unpreparedness. She isn't yet culturally mature enough to accept this work of high-art value, typically performed between 2 and 5 am.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

At dinnertime, my owner turned on the TV because she had to watch something. As if she had nothing else to do. As if she had no obligation. As if there wasn’t a hungry cat here. So, I think she’s deliberately starving me. I even had to beg for my second breakfast this morning.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner brought a gift and said: if I’m good, I’ll get it in the morning. By then I might be dying of curiosity. Do you have any ideas on how I can get it tonight so that she still thinks I’m a good cat? I don’t consider the advice “be good and wait until morning” a solution.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner hit her rib so she lay down. I started meowing on a healing frequency but I remembered that doctors recommend exercise for many things. I went to the kitchen to make a mess. With a huge sigh she got up and walked towards me. I couldn’t believe the therapy worked so fast. #cat #catsofbluesky

My owner claims to love animals. She adores them, no matter what kind. Since I’m kind, I brought her a little mouse that she can cuddle instead of me when I don’t want her to enter my aura. But as soon as I set it down on the rug, her boundless love for animals suddenly vanished. #cat #catsofbluesky

My owner can’t see well. If she could see properly, she’d notice when my bowl is empty and also when I’ve been staring at her for at least three minutes which obviously means I want something. So, I concluded that her glasses were not working properly. I’ll try to fix them.👓🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I stared at the long-unseen rain until dawn and got very hungry. I let my owner know, who didn’t jump out of bed right away. While I was waiting, I realized that patience is truly a beautiful virtue but it has one tiny flaw. While you’re practicing it, you might starve to death. #cats #catsofbluesky

In my owner's absence, I realized that her bed is much more comfortable when she’s not in it. I can rest much better here when I'm alone. From now on I consider it my own. She’ll surely try to oust me from my spot. So I expect a serious ownership dispute tonight.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I had a little disagreement with my owner. I think she believes furniture is just for decoration. But I’m here to actually use them. Sure, I have a scraper post but I love variety. The armchair, the mattress, the edge of the furniture — I see a little opportunity in everything.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I know you think I’m stealing right now. However, this is a very premature legal qualification on your part. Everyone should know that any food left unattended is a gift from the Universe to cats. And accepting a gift from the Universe is not stealing.🦐🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

I can't make my owner happy. She finds fault with everything. I wanted to play with her at 4am, but she didn't want to. I agreed without a word, went out to the kitchen and started opening and slamming the kitchen cabinet doors. I wanted to prove to her that I could play alone.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

Today, animal protection and love for animals are in focus. Although, it should be the case every day. So, don't forget: animals need love, care, and protection throughout their entire lives. Happy World Animal Day to all furry, feathered, scaly and all kinds of other animals.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner bowed her head against me and she heard my belly vibrate. She said: You purr so sweetly. I told her I wasn’t purring, my stomach was rumbling. She said: That can’t be, you just ate. I told her I’m the type who gets hungry quickly. Unfortunately, I couldn’t convince her. #cats #catsofbluesky

Around three in the morning, I jumped onto my owner’s chest, intending to pet me immediately. I kneaded it with my paws until she petted me.🐾 But she said I should know: today is the International Day of Non-Violence. It seems I messed up this, so I'll celebrate another time.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

October has arrived. The shades of golden yellow and red appear increasingly among the leaves. As if magic dust had been sprinkled over the world, the landscape is becoming more and more colorful. Autumn is the season that teaches us that change can be beautiful.🍃🍂🍁🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

This afternoon I saw my owner cuddling with the neighbor’s cat. Intimately. I'm not offended. All I’m just saying that from now on, I’m keeping my love exclusively for myself. And for my dinner. Of course, I’m not jealous at all. I’m just deeply disappointed in humanity.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

I’m sleeping now. Don’t be misled by the fact that I can see exactly who's moving about in the living room with one eye. Humans think that when a cat closes its eyes, it turns off, like a smart TV. Big mistake. We're constantly observing. I'm doing it in energy-saving mode now.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner suddenly jumped up and a glimmer of realization flashed in her eyes. What do you think she realized?❓ a. Where she had hidden her spare chocolate. b. That opening and closing the fridge door doesn’t count as cardio. c. That I’m the most beautiful member of the family.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner didn't exactly act like a lady early this morning. Her “good morning” greeting was, "I can't believe it's impossible to sleep in this f*king house." I think she dramatically exaggerated things and even lied. Personally, for example, I sleep really well in this house.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

This afternoon, I took a peaceful nap, as if the world expected nothing of me for the time being. Then my nose picked up a delicious scent. Well, from that point on, my rest was officially over.🐈 An excellent dinner is being prepared. My owner knows exactly what to do this time. #cats #catsofbluesky

Astronomical autumn began today. This means we must prepare for winter. From this point on, increased food intake is justified. Fat reserves must be accumulated so that the body can withstand the harsh winter weather. From now on, my owner can't limit the amount of food I expect. #cat #catsofbluesky

I granted my owner's wish, I hope she grants mine, too. The thing is, I want something else for dinner not what she gave me. So she said "Catch a mouse". Well, I did. Here it is. True, it doesn’t squeak but in today’s world, that’s no longer surprising. Even mice have modernized. #cat #catsofbluesky

My owner suffers from time confusion today. My breakfast was delayed, and now my dinner is too. She said it wasn't ready yet, but she’d play with me until then. While playing is certainly welcome, but entertainment services cannot replace the obligation to provide food.🍗❓🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

My day started with nail trim. Of course no one asked my opinion. So, not fun. Then my owner said "I need to take advantage of this beautiful fall sunshine" and went for a walk. But why? The sun shines through our windows, so enjoying the sunshine is perfectly possible indoors.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

After my owner cleaned up, I hid bits of litter between my paw pads and spread them around the room.🐾 She said: a normal cat doesn’t do that. I almost believed she was right. But luckily, doubt is encoded within me. Plus, I’m not the type to do everything the way others expect.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner promised to spend both days of the weekend exclusively with me. Family, friends, work - those are the excuses for why she isn't with me. Although, if she’s telling the truth, all that work ought to bring in enough money for her to buy me half the cat store every month.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

So far, I’ve just sat or lay in my favorite box but today I realized that I can also nibble and tear at it. It’s true that the box isn’t quite the same as when I got it, but then everything in life changes. I didn’t take it apart, I transformed it. In fact, it is a creative work. #cat #catsofbluesky

Today's pleasant weather tempted me to go outside. I started walking, but my paws, accustomed to soft carpets, could no longer tolerate this rough ground. So I looked for a comfortable place to wait for my owner to find me and take me home in her arms.🐾🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

Attention cat owners! The Cat Council held a meeting and made the following decision. 1§ Every owner who is unable to be available to their cat 24 hours a day - of course, to the appropriate and expected standard - is required to purchase a device such as this.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

It hurt that my owner didn’t receive my nightly meowing concert with the proper artistic reverence. Yet I deserve some recognition for trying to keep her in good physical and mental condition through regular nighttime wake-ups and cultural programs. But she shows no gratitude.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

You wouldn't believe it, but my owner said she’s really envious of me. Not because I can laze around as much as I want, but because of what I’m doing right now. I reminded her of her childhood, when she used to do a somersault on the railing whenever she saw one.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

I looked up what "good" means. It means something like useful, pleasant, appropriate or meeting expectations. I think I always do good things. But unfortunately, I live with an extremely negative woman because there are many things that I consider good, but she doesn’t. 🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

My eating habits have changed. I refuse to eat anything other than cat food in gravy. My owner tries ham and sausage in vain. I used to beg for these. Now I look at them as if were unknown kitchen by-products. She says I'm spoiled but I just recognized quality gastronomy.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

My owner went to work to earn money for my delicacies. And what did she buy? A new pair of shoes for herself. It’s outrageous that she’s so irresponsible with the money meant for my delicacies. I think she should go barefoot because it's healthy, especially in the morning dew.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

This morning I decided to do notthing all day.. And I meant it. I was preparing for the World Championship of Doing Nothing. Then the smell of roast meat appeared in the air. A cat can’t rigidly stick to its original plans in such situation. I immediately ran to the kitchen.🍗🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

Finally, Friday evening is here, the gateway to the weekend. Weekday obligations are over and It’s time to recharge. Have a fun, lazy weekend. Let the rest and relaxation begin. If you don't feel like doing anything, just say you're in cat mode.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

I looked at myself in the mirror this afternoon and I saw a beautiful cat. I think I’m the most beautiful in the world. Of course, I suspected. We cats just have a way of sensing certain things about ourselves. But it’s different when we’re faced with the facts.🪞🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

A little rest is nice on a full stomach. Make yourself comfortable and relax for the rest of the day you too. In my opinion, 16 hours of sleep a day, regular meals, appropriate staff, plentiful treats and ignoring humans who cause stress are enough to feel good. It worked for me. #cat #catsofbluesky

On the first day of meteorological autumn, schoolbags are filled again. 🍂📚📓🖊️📐🐈‍⬛Summer waves goodbye, autumn is approaching, the school bell calls thousands of students to school. Learning is important, because we have to learn a lot to realize how little we really know. #cats #catsofbluesky

When my owner got home, she immediately started eating. I told her that according to our traditions, I should eat first, but she said that I’d already eaten twice, while she hadn’t eaten even once. It was only thanks to luck and my tenacity that I didn't starve to death.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

Dinner was ready, but my owner didn't get to serve it because the phone rang and someone wanted to talk with her. Since I was really hungry, I solvedthe problem myself. As for me, she can chatter away for as long as she wants now because I'm almost full.🐾🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

Sometimes I just lie here in silence, staring into space, and wonder why my owner tells me I’m not allowed to do something, or that it’s not mine, or that's enough, no more. I'm a cat. I don't have rules, I have expectations. And it is her honorable task to fulfill these.🐈‍⬛ #cats #catsofbluesky

Today is World Dog Day. This day isn’t just about dogs that already have a good life. It's also about the fact that no dog should be without safety, proper care and human responsibility. Since today is a holiday, I gave my friend a gift and I allow him to take center stage today.🐶🐱 #cats #dogs