Scullin Creel

I'm old, but is the new manosphere hair style a five-head with a tuft of rogaine hair on top?

A great summary of FC Naples' frankly ridiculous run to the playoffs by @leagueoneupdater.com . Naples had a 3% chance with TWO GAMES LEFT. leagueoneupdater.com/never-say-di...

First round matchups on Halloween Eve and All Hallows' Day itself. Can Naples do it? Does Boise knock off the champs? Are the Mingos ready for the next step? Have the Owls righted the ship? www.uslleagueone.com/news_article...

Put this game tape in the ESPN Classics rotation.

One of those matches for Fort Wayne which came at the exact wrong moment.

FC Naples on an unbelievable run

So, USL League One has just one more match left in about an hour. The playoffs are set. The west coast match is AV Alta hosting Corpus Christi. The only thing on the line is the table. A win for AVA would jump them into 12th and bump the Sharks and Portland each down a slot.

Full time Sarasota Paradise 2-2 Westchester SC A draw and both end with 40 points. Westchester in 10th and Sarasota in 11th. Sarasota improved steadily and should feel positive about the offseason. Westchester, we hardly knew ya.

90+9' uhhh... Westchester has scored two late to even things up 2-2 with Sarasota. What a weird run to end their time in League One.

Full time Fort Wayne 0-2 AC Boise Rough, rough stuff for Fort Wayne. They've got a bright future ahead of them but this was a tough way to go out. AC Boise did what they needed to do. They lock in the 3rd seed and will host One Knox. Mingos get Spokane at Breese Stevens.

The best of the best. And they've been doing it for three decades.

90+1' The dagger... Boise on the counter. Schipmann out of position because of being pushed up. Amang sends it home and hits the griddy. Fort Wayne 0-2 Boise

90' OMG!!!! THAT WAS A GOAL BUT IT WAS SAVED ON THE LINE. Becher with a good low shot. Rebound on the doorstep. Open goal but the Boise keeper is just in the right place to smother it before it rolls over the line.

88' First, another close call for Boise. Ball sent is bobbled by the Boise keeper but Fort Wayne player is just at the wrong angle. Second, Fort Wayne SGs... do not play the Atlanta/FSU tomahawk chop music.

87' Nice cross from the left wing by Healy to the back post. Becher rises up and gets a head on it.... but it goes wide right... Fort Wayne's night right there.

85' Fort Wayne, please be more aggressive. It's one too many touches. 😬

84' Fort Wayne taking good shots but Boise is in position to block them.

82' two subs for Boise as they bring on fresh legs to finish the match.

81' Corner kick Fort Wayne They are making Boise defend but it's hard to crack it with a player down. Fort Wayne missing a selfish striker who takes things over.

78' Jayden Smith and Kameron Lacey sub in for Fort Wayne.

76' Frustrating match for Fort Wayne. They are right there time and time again.

74' Two goals in a handful of minutes by Bolanos and Terzaghi put Sarasota up 2-0 over Westchester. Lift a glass for the Westchester supporters.

73' Boise smelling blood in the water. They are spreading the field and finding huge gaps in the Fort Wayne formation with the extra player

70' Second yellow red for Fort Wayne. Ouch... Vukovic sent off Sadly, the ref has been too much part of this match

Lost in the craziness of the Naples win is the Spokane loss. That locks a home spot in for Madison. Likely the aforementioned Spokane.

68' Fort Wayne 0-1 Boise A draw isn't enough for Fort Wayne anymore. They have to score two and keep Boise off the board.

FULL TIME FC NAPLES 1-0 SPOKANE VELOCITY NAPLES ON A SIX GAME WIN STREAK TO END THE SEASON. THEY ARE CURRENTLY THE 8th SEED. WHAT?!?!?!!!

90+4' Spokane start to counter. Naples immediately dispossesses. The ball hops to Ferrin who takes it himself and shoots a low shot into the left netting.

oh my god

90+4' Both teams with players up high. Counter attack is a real possibility. GOAAAAALLLLLLLL NAPLES@!!!!!!!!! ANDRES FERRIN!!!!!

90+3' Naples on the break! Cisneros free at the top of the box. His low shot curves just wide left of the post!

90+3' Corner for Spokane 15th round stuff here as both sides have heavy legs.

90' Ref calls for 5 minutes of stoppage. Naples 0-0 Spokane

60' The ref at Fort Wayne v Boise is disliked by both teams. Probably a bit too quick with the whistle

89' Both Spokane and Naples look gassed Feels like USOC overtime where something could happen out of the blue Margvelashvili subbed on for Spokane

87' Nico Likulia, former Maryland Bobcat and Virginia Dream, subs in for Naples

86' Injury pause at Naples as Miglietti took a knock to the head and needs attention to stop the bleeding. He's back up.

83' Spokane with two close shots! Naples scrambling but Delgado blocks away two back-to-back chances.

82' Time ticking away for Naples. Spokane has started to play for possession seemingly OK with a draw.

50' Schipmann with stretch to paw the ball away. Very nice ball movement from Boise. Spuds with a corner.

49' Down a goal with a half to go. Can Fort Wayne come back? 81' Still scoreless at Naples. FtW currently in the playoffs but. it's. close.

46' Second half underway at Fort Wayne Boise almost scores right off the bat as Nick Moon gets free in the Fort Wayne penalty area.

77' Way too many unforced giveaways by both sides. Another sub for Spokane as Bryce Meredith enters.

75' turf is slippery at Naples... both teams having issues Also, both teams feeling the playoff pressure as play tends to be herky jerky at times.

74' Soft header for Spokane but Delgado has to stretch to get it. Luckily it deflects to a Naples player who clears. Another corner for Spokane! nervy times

72' Omar Ciss with a 20 yard shot that skims across the top of the left side netting Good movement from Naples. Spokane scrambling. But another missed opportunity for Naples.

69' Long throw leads to a shot that goes high for Naples. The Florida squad has had opportunities but the dreaded final touch has not been there.

65' Naples has had some good chances. But Spokane countering now. Free kick for Spokane outside the penalty arc.

Halftime Fort Wayne 0-1 Boise I'm a neutral, but I'm getting anxious about Fort Wayne's chances. 😰

60' Nico Brett and Andre Lewis come on for Spokane. Veidman using his veteran attackers as super subs.