Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】

~Dandyfloss, Resurrected~ Cursed pirate captain, sailing the seven seas for revenge and plunder! 🏴‍☠️Twitch: twitch.tv/dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️Youtube: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️VODs: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss_Vods 🏴‍☠️Discord: discord.gg/dandyfloss Oshi mark: 🏴‍☠️🌊 Fanart tag: #artyfloss NSFW fanart tag: #dandyflirt

The ultimate Doorman "fuck you in particular" move

She found a nice butt to look at

Enjoy your stay 🧍‍♀️

Welcome to The Baroness 🧍 twitch.tv/dandyfloss

what am i reading

The most valuable Deadlock lesson, thanks @skylordzoey.bsky.social

This'll be a cool draft, never done this before!

Me when there's a rat:

Room for two in the Baroness 🧍🧍

This is totally @oceonax.bsky.social , me and @yarny.land

Going live, let's be idiots together 🤝 twitch.tv/dandyfloss

I'm going to rat 🐀

How does this even happen, I straight up had an awful time

It'll be fun seeing Yarny bark, I'm down

If they go for a 5th round I'll draw the loser barking like a dog.

Four races, four wins so far ;) Definitely the closest match we've had so far! GG's @yarny.land 💙

I think @yarny.land is ready to race soon 😉

Answered the door in my pyjamas and the postman refused to look me in the eyes, what a coward

I'll take it, screw people who package their cards badly 👍

I'M SO EXCITED

Reminder: - Trans women DON'T owe you femininity - Trans men DON'T owe you masculinity - You DO owe me £20

Update, seller is trying to give a 10% refund on only one of the cards as it was the only one listed as NM. I didn't buy cards expecting them to get damaged further due to poor packaging, I'm still pressing for this.

HI BLUESKY :D I'm hosting a gameshow later this month, and it's Vtuber Family Feud!!! But we need YOUR help!!! Could you please spread this form around and answer it yourself if you haven't? (and if i've asked you to be on it, then dont answer this lmao) forms.gle/grDdvAW6WvD6...

First time I've had to mute my own post on Bluesky, they really gotta group notifs for posts like these

Still sick due to my old gall bladder, even though it's no longer in me. I'm being haunted by a ghoul bladder.

Yo wait hold on a minute

Defeated Midra with the power of SPLOOGE Pretty sure nobody else in the world is mad enough to do this, so here's a world first 👍

I love ordering cards and they arrived damaged by the post because the seller didn't secure them well enough in the envelope 👍

Ngl I like this sketch

*slaps Dandy’s booty* “This catgirl can fit so much pus inside her"

Stream postponed today while I visit the doctor, concerned I might have an infection from my surgery :(

Soon. (threatening) With the reveal, now prepare for a flood of pics of the new model November 9th!

Standeefloss made it to her forever home :D

I've been playing pauper every week for months at my LGS with a guy that: 1) is a surgical assistant 2) specialising in abdominal surgeries 3) at the hospital I had my surgery at last week so he could have operated on me if it wasn't his day off. Actually crazy small world!

First time I leave my house since my surgery a week ago and it's to go play pauper, that's how you can tell I'm getting better 👍

Guys I took a pro-biotic yogurt drink while on anti-biotics, do I just explode now or someth