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I had a dream where I was at an SNL audition and did an impression of a feminist Rodney Dangerfield and all I said was “Women get no respect” and nobody laughed.

When you’re reading an AI overview of a TikTok summarizing a CinemaSins video of a Netflix movie starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson in a beige button down shirt in the jungle and there’s no family guy clips on the side.

@somecallmejohnny.com Have you ever considered ever making a sleep channel? Pic related.

farmer, loading screen, sinclair ql (1987) qxl.win/farmer.htm

I paused my 4 hour video essay about the downfall of an unlikable niche internet micro celebrity to be here

castle quest, zx spectrum (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/165758/...

mfs with a humiliation kink when they get yelled at Mel Blanc style during sex

How do you subtly hint to your partner that you want these for Christmas/birthday? Only serious replies please. Thanks!

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

This is Post Malone

The inventor of the ski mask seeing their baby being used for burglary

Happy Fourth of July from Daisuke Jigen from the Lupin the 3rd series

Temu Beezos died ☹️

Rich white people when there’s pasta salad at the Golden Labradoodle gender reveal party

📰 [Mario Kart™ World] Monty Mole View this content in the Nintendo Today! app: 🔗 today.oatmealdome.me

20 years ahead of its time

When Hawk Tuah spits on your thang without asking for explicit consent

Fruit flies when you leave out a rotten banana peel in a padded, vacuum sealed, triple padlocked, impenetrable 200mm steel enforced lock box in the bottom of the ocean.

Little Buddy 1730 Super Mario World - Poochy Dog Plush, 8" is $19.56 on Amazon buff.ly/Dg3C2OQ #ad

Hmm

Video in question. Let's make it viral again.

I've been wanting to make this for a long time

Americans: In 2010 we’re going to have hover cars, robot servants, and live on Mars! America in 2025:

just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single person here celebrating Gromit's birthday today, we gotta step it up

me and my canon pokemon team

From Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Ep 30: All I Want For Almost Christmas

Can you guess which month I was unemployed?

I made three Wimpod plushies for the sole purpose of referencing these real giant isopods enjoying Doritos.

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