Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era

Make your next summer read the anthropomorphic urban fantasy full of anti-fascist political intrigue, tons of pig wrestling action, and lots of heart. It’s Swine Nation, and its twisted tale will knock you off your trotters! #HotSwineSummer is porkin’ live! Links: books2read.com/u/mgX8WX 🌈📚🪐📚💙 🐷

Oh no! Albino mouse shit!

What character should I carve into my pumpkin this year? Here are some I’ve done in the past:

@blametag.bsky.social Looks like one of your memes haha

I don’t care about politically party, stance on the issues, or whatever. Send me an unsolicited text message about who I should vote for and you’ll get something gross in return.

Anyone know any good dog puzzles? Like a puzzle toy for a dog, not a puzzle of a dog.

For all intents and purposes, James Bond is dead.

I should call him…

I should call him.

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood ⏳

I’m already done with people today.

For all the shit I talk about AI, they sure know their ideal customer: the jealous, mediocre office cuck.

You are not ready for the experience of a lifetime. The world is dying a slow death, and Danger Park is embracing the chaos of the apocalypse. Can the park’s employees save it from its untimely end? Only one way to find out! People Die At Danger Park opens on November 10th!

@blametag.bsky.social They’re doing it again

How high am I? Well, I just tried to text someone with my remote. 🤷

@richardblade.bsky.social If you’re reading more, you should check out some of my books! Also, can you play Heartbreak Beat??? 💔🥁

Don’t forget I also write books.

People Die At Danger Park has been called “Wet Hot American Summer meets Independence Day meets Home Alone”. It’s a sci-fi thrill ride full of slapstick action, violent comedy, queer/poly themes, and a memorable staff of the end times’ miscreants. Get in line, clench your anus, and brace yourself.

My grammatical prowess nose know bounds.

I mean….

I don’t have major studios hiring me personal trainers and paying me to work out all fucking day to be goddamn Thor.

I always knew I’d die from stupidity, but I figured it would be my own and not the government’s. Should’ve known better.

Amphibians voting blue are called LibToads.

Our president is a racist toddler.

Fried Green Ass

You’re next, New London, CT!

Looks like the Kennedys are still into getting women killed…

That annoying douchebag from The Apprentice.

Why did my puppy jump on my head at two-something this morning?

Great Grindr profile.

Got hired for a job at Burger King at 15. Showed up for my first day and the manager was like, “You have to be 16 to work here,” and fired me. I worked there for around three minutes.

Sisyphus VS The Human Centipede

Heads up, I’m stirring shit today.

This is going to kill so many people.

Alas, ignorance is a bliss I’ll never know.

These AI images just keep getting worse.

Question: Should I smoke a fat bowl? Answer: 😁

The various Dragonball shows would be a lot better if the characters shit their pants when going super saiyan.

First two episodes of Knowledge Fight Country are out now! 🧠🥊 @showmestateofmind.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...

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