Daniel Fairchild (he/him)

Or we could not keep cheetahs in captivity.

Go Birds!

They found Mitch!!!

A cat adopted us.

We bought a brick.

www.climate.us/donate

We live in the dumbest of times. arstechnica.com/health/2026/...

MAGA voter using a smartphone.

Ogles lost his soul long ago.

Elon: Sorry, I got carried away with my nature of being a total fucking asshole. www.ms.now/news/elon-mu...

I didn't realize he was still a member of the Democratic Party. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

Even if we don't find he's been in a coma since mid June, Scott Jennings should be fired immediately.

🤣🤣

My 11 year-old spent 3 hours making me a carrot cake for Father's Day. Couldn't ask for a better gift!

Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!

This cat has never been more proud of his owner.

Sad that this is an actual headline... arstechnica.com/health/2026/...

Prove you didn't do it.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Phoenixville, PA No Kings.

The reason I can't move this #caturday.

I don't know why I'm still registered as an Independent. This administration has guaranteed I will never vote for a Republican (not that I have before).

All y'all going to hell FTFY

They're the files labeled "Epstein". thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Bundy, best lap cat ever. Convince me otherwise. Happy #caturday!

Khanna read 6 names... Plenty to go. newrepublic.com/post/206411/...

Please tell me what is so controversial about the Democrat's 10 point plan to fund DHS? All it asks for is ICE and CBP to follow the law, treat people humanely, and take accountability. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"If your child is not vaccinated, and you’re not interested in them experiencing permanent neurological damage, blindness, chronic lung issues or immune deficiency following their measles infection, then please, for the love of god, get them vaccinated." www.jezebel.com/measles-infe...

Getting called a terrorist by a teen rapist is rich.

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Write your Senators!

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Fucked up murdering thugs.

POTUS - sit down and shut the fuck up. Congress - stand up and speak the fuck up.

There are orcs looting washing machines everywhere, for those with eyes to see

What To Know About The Epstein Files theonion.com/what-to...

When you have to choose between being evil and not being evil, I hope the decision isn't that hard... thehill.com/policy/healt...

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

ICE TACO. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

His fragile ego is why PBS and NPR are on the chopping block. Poor Donald Grump. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EA_...

Good thing DOGE saved enough for a stupid fucking parade. apnews.com/article/army...

Finally, an issue that can mobilize Congressional Republicans to stand up to the president... thehill.com/business/dom...

⚰️ The US now ranks 33rd in infant mortality. We just don’t care about our babies (or their moms) outside of talking points.

Good thing this wasn't happening when the Central Park 5 were sentenced. thehill.com/policy/natio...