Daniel MacEachern

If I ever said anything that revealed me as dumber than *Pat McAfee* that would be the last time anyone ever saw or heard from me again

Elizabeth Holmes’ favourite comedy duo, McGillicuddy and Green

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Saturday in the park. I think it was the 24th of October

DROPKICK MURPHYS IN 2004: [release “I’m Shipping Up to Boston] NETWORKS BROADCASTING CELTICS HOME GAMES FOR DECADES TO COME: Thank you!!

Dolan’s ability to ruin even the happiest of moments remains undefeated

Mmmm steamed hams

War/Slow Horses crossover. Do I have to think of everything?

Whalefall (2026)

My favourite episode!

Among The Lowdown’s many fine qualities, it’s a fun show to do the thing where you refer to the lead character by the name of the show: “Watch out, Lowdown! Those guys seem suspicious!”

BASEBALL ANNOUNCER: Junior Caminero… ME [every time]:

SNL seems determined to prove they were right about Shane Gillis the first time

Are you ready for some football?

Just texted my beloved ones to let them know I was mixing my cold drinks for them and oh boy are they stoked

“After 4 minutes, turn each fry one quarter turn”

AIR FRYER PACKAGING: Look at this fry basket bursting with crisp, golden french fries! AIR FRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Place fries in single layer in basket. No fry may touch another fry

You can’t go to Iceland and not get Björkified

*watching a movie* ME: Those cops just got a lot of publicity for a big bust. And now they’re going undercover? Come on MY WIFE: [rubbing the bridge of her nose] Look, I’m not saying Zootopia 2’s plot is airtight

Ohio Landlord Problems

when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name

When no one likes my post

ME (1996): I’m gonna be cool forever ME (2026): When you make the bed, put a little divot in the top of the throw pillows. It just looks nicer

We have strayed too far from god

I’ve long said streaming services ought to return to the weekly episode schedule but now that Slow Horses is back I can’t stand not having all of it to watch at once

TFW your wife comes back from Canada and brings back good snacks

Hate it when The Onion nails my ass

It could still happen!

Best book I’ve read this year: Transcription by Ben Lerner. Brilliant and surprising.

It’s Sunday and it’s raining. Gonna have one of those “on my feet only long enough to get my Stand minute each hour on my Apple watch” days

Patio dog

ME: I watched Reacher. I think you’d like it MY WIFE: OK, I’ll give it a shot *later, watching Reacher* MY WIFE: [every five minutes] Could you do that ME: This was a mistake

I pushed too hard

She admitted it!

This is so good

What a nice day! The sun is shining, and I'm certain Mercury is shrinking at an expected rate. Time to take a big swig of coffee and read the morning news

After watching CNN this morning, I'm hoping they and other U.S. news outlets have a Canadian on staff who can correct their pronunciation of Bombardier

The greatest scene in cinematic history. Will never be topped

Let’s go da Mets