Dan Shepherd

There's numerous DM/CM options for LFC Want Alonso-esque? → Stiller Want a potentially elite Alonso-type project? → Mouzakitis Want a powerful 6/8 who can also pass? → El Aynaoui Want an all-action prog-midfielder? → Danois Want all that in one player? → Lamine Camara Are we signing any? No.

The signings from last year were all absolute wank again. The new signings were decent. But last year's signings are going to fuck this club for years - they fucked Slot, they'll fuck Andoni, they're just all shite - apart from MAYBE Hugo, who's still going to be a lazy cunt.

@limmy.com Let no one EVER mock your hairline again.

So what you’re saying is that it’s actually more common than going back to back winning the league.

There’s a number of things wrong with this squad, the entire management team and even the luck we’ve been getting. But it doesn’t bode well for the future when you have an 18% loss rate with Ali in goal this season and a 60% loss rate with Marma. It’s like the centre backs just then to cabbage.

I'm mostly concerned about Marmar, Kerkez and Mo this evening - let's hope all three surprise me.

Spurs are definitely the worst team in the league when you consider everything- wages, signings, management changes. Oh I do hope they go down.

What a terrible season though really. Who’s actually played good football? City occasionally- and that’s very occasionally. Arsenal are dreadful to watch. Everyone else has been poor. It’s been a dreadful season for actual football.

There’s one thing not beating a bottom place team away when fighting for fifth, but drawing at home to the 17th place team whilst chasing first with 115 charges and the £550m net spent in 3 windows is unforgivable.

Im pretty sure we’ll get Champions League, top 5 get it and we’ll end up at least 5th - but it’s going to be a race of how shit, not how good United, Villa, us, Chelsea and Brentford are, because every team looks capable of losing any game, at any point.

One of the most LFC games ever. Concede a goal on the counter after having all the possession and its their first shot ✅ Make their keeper pull off a world class save ✅ Lose to the team bottom of the table ✅

“Pep Guardiola has finally cracked the code” No he hasn’t. He had fuck all to do with it. They had pressure for 1st 30 mins, they were shit in the 2nd half and we once again made 2 silly defensive errors that Pep had nothing to do with.

I mean lets be honest. 2-1 flatters them, 3-1 would be ridiculous, I’ve no idea why Ali is up there. We created a lot with our pressure but ultimately Salah offered even less than Gakpo who offered little. Those wide areas are a problem now. Along either silly mistakes like that flick on.

Jammy jammy cunts. Fuck this season, it’s clearly cursed.

Oh ffs

Outdone by a simple bloody flick on after all that hard work.

Yes, Reds. MORE.

WHAT A HIT SON. WHAT A HIT!

I’ve zero faith that Salah is going to get one of those shots from a pass across the box to him on target. He’s been horrific with them all season.

Cities bench is ridiculous, how are you supposed to compete with that 😂

How is that Mo can be mauled to the ground every time and we get nothing, they get a slight push and it’s a foul.

How long can Gomez managed cos Dom is having a nightmare at right back here.

The face expression is just perfect.

Yes. Next question.

I'm sure having this on the front of BBC Sport for the last 48 hours will cheer him up.

Dan Shepherd (girls FTW!) ❌ Well, Liverpool haven't been 2-0 and ended up drawing 2-2 this season... (Shush, the Leeds game ended 3-3)

Spurs are pathetically woeful.

Christ, Elliott got 15 minutes for Villa!

#LFC

Come on now Redmen. Don’t stand off them and let them shoot, don’t give them long throw chances, don’t give them corners.

I tell you what, if Gakpo had played a game as bad as Salah today he wouldn’t be able to make it out the stadium alive.

I’m not surprised we’re under constant pressure every time we touch them they get a free kick. Fucking joke.

Fucking good job Virgil got that cos Macca just let them run straight through the middle for a possible tap in.

Oh Mo, you’ve got to at least fashion a chance from that situation.

You’re allowed to just lash out at a player now and not get booked? Ok… #LFC

Wankers

Just what the boos at half time deserve... 🙄

I find it interesting how #LFC fans online quite rightly correct to a £230m net spend this summer in arguments and now they hate Slot the same people have gone to "we spent £450m" as a stick to beat him with. I hate football fans.