Danktapus

Danktapus

@danktapus.bsky.social

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Some random guy tried to call me ugly on twitter cause I don't "post face". Mfw I'm a micro celebrity cosplayer and I work with super models......

I wonder if this is what a dog feels like. Curled up in their bed, sad and lonely because their siblings are all gone. One day, I won't sleep alone anymore.

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Up all angry and sad over being alone in bed

Hello #mushroomsky I feel like these are an edible mushroom,but they aren't out big enough yet for me to tell. Found in the oak Grove near my house.

How the fuck did she get my phone number chooms

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The worst person I've had the displeasure of being stalked by for the past 12 years is a cishet white girl who likes to larp as "lesbian" and now they are a transtrender. I don't like they would label a transman as a butch femme lesbian. That's gross. Inherently fucked.

Yeah this month sucked ass, someone venmo me like 300 dollars so I can get a hotel the next town over to hang out with my beloved friends on Halloween

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Nice argument, but I have drawn myself as the smug Rally Vincent and you as the diminutive and annoyed "Minnie" May Hopkins.

This is the 3rd time someone started stalking me because they had a crush on a man who liked me. Just the first time its not over my ex.

Stalk my socials and my fansly, but ultimately, aren't you the stupid one for giving me a portion of your paycheck every month......

Went and bought my usual brand and got the one meant for thicker and more resilient hair. If anyone could be ever so gracious and give me 60 dollars to pay for it, I would be very thankful.

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Fuck switch my shampoo to something different because it's cheaper than my usual and highly recommended and I GET SPLIT ENDS

The worst person I've had the displeasure of being stalked by for the past 12 years is a cishet white girl who likes to larp as "lesbian" and now they are a transtrender. I don't like they would label a transman as a butch femme lesbian. That's gross. Inherently fucked.

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It's official. With TsumiCon over, I'm back. It's time to sign up for some conventions and get back to doing what I love, putting a laugh or a smile on y'alls faces. Next con? As soon as I know, you'll know. <3