Danny Franchetti

Heaven must be missing an angel. Either that or one of the angels didn't sign in. THIS IS PROBABLY WHY HEAVEN HAS FIRE DRILLS. #totp

My uncle went to see Dr Hook in the 70s. He said it's the worst prostate exam he's ever had. #totp

What the hell is this nonsense about a butterfly? Utter rubbish. #totp

My mate said he's going to keep listening to every Beatles song in alphabetical order. I think he’s up to Something. #totp

The Bee Gees' lyrics were Gibberish. #totp

“Do you like Erasure?” - “Oooh sometimes.” #totp

This new Murray Head song sounds shite.

My reaction to absolutely everything right now

“Ran red light”. I’m old enough to remember when people went through a red light; but then I suppose we’re all American now. Probably.

Share a TV show you love set primarily in the workplace.

TV shows vs. advert catchphrases: Autoglass Repair, Autoglass The Good Place.

TV shows vs. advert catchphrases: Probably the Best Lager in the World of Sport.

TV shows vs. advert catchphrases: The Future's Bright. The Future's Orange is the New Black.

Bridgerton extra collaboration 'made me levitate', says Ice Spice Latte vocalist.

The main theme of the song Living In A Box, from the album Living In A Box, by the band Living In A Box was the idea of living in a box. #totp

I have a lot in common with Belinda Carlisle. We dream the same dreams, we want the same things. She keeps outbidding me on eBay. #totp

As a child, Cliff Richard was a big fan of ladles & slotted spoons, but as his dad told him: “Son, you’ll be a spatula boy until your dying day” #totp

The last few times I've been to the athletics I've played Agadoo, The Crazy Frog and a Jive Bunny MegaMix. I don't have a good track record. #totp

These people invited me round for an evening meal once, but they only served me frozen water. Honestly, it was a Travis tea of just ice. #totp

Dior Sausage.

It's 1am. As the whole of Norfolk sleeps something truly evil stirs!

Fight Tit.

Fucks Bizz.

Leters and Pee.

Mad Banners.

Roomtown Bats.

They can unveil plans to give us a free unicorn each, it doesn’t make any difference.

She’s certainly something beginning with a C.

There was an old lady who swallowed her sisters, I don't know why, She swallowed her sisters, Perhaps they're Russian.

What is it with men of a certain age, with too much time on their hands? If they’re not following Facebook conspiracy theories, they’re blowing up Ulez cameras. Or in this case, probably both.

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

Me and my mates once played 'Roxanne' late at night on the street, using dustbins for drums, and the police turned up.

They’ll get you ‘even less’ off a Dyson vac. I don’t think this means what they seem to think it means.

Every time Steve Miller updates his CV he also has to update the lyrics of The Joker. "I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner. I was a delivery driver for Rumbelows for 18 months" #totp

Sod off Sonia. You’re not Skeeter Davis. #totp

I had a Wet Wet Wet dream last night. When I woke up, my Pellow had gone. #totp

Primary teachers hired to teach Glasgow secondary pupils to ride what?

There's something fishy about Bon Jovi. His brother Ant is even worse. #totp

Sheena Easton added another verse to 9 to 5. Now her baby works from home on Monday & Tuesday, and hot-desks from Wednesday to Friday. #totp

Sherrick? I remember the song from going to Royals but I would never have got this on Popmaster. #80sMemories #totp

The music of Five Star is regulated by Ofstedman. #totp

It Started With a Kiss. Hot Chocolate were rubbish at texting. #totp

David Seaman ate so many almonds, he had to have his stomach pumped. #totp

Thanks to Duran Duran, there is now an actual Union of the Snake which means that zoo-based snakes get tea-breaks, full pensions & private health care. #totp