Dan O'Clock

Dan O'Clock

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Dan O'Clock
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We have 50 states where kids get shot at school and end up in the hospital, 0 where the school sent them for a sex change

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine?"

Dan O'Clock
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This one even being close makes me question everything else about the model

Seth Walder@sethwalder.bsky.social

Here's the numbers on the Bucs 4th and 1. We're right on the edge BUT our conversion rates are a little optimistic in the low red zone. So if you were asking me in that spot, I would say: lean kick.

Dan O'Clock
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How are they still bowing down to the fucking clown?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI? BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.

Dan O'Clock
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Take Jed

Bleacher Nation@bleachernation.bsky.social

Cubs Assistant GM Jared Banner is One of the "Top Candidates" to Get the Open A's Top Baseball Executive Job https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/10/07/cubs-assistant-gm-jared-banner-is-one-of-the-top-candidates-to-get-the-open-as-top-baseball-executive-job/

Dan O'Clock
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Will they actually make real G.I. Joe's again then?

The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com

Bradley Cooper to Star in New G.I. Joe Movie for Paramount

bit.lyBradley Cooper to Star in New G.I. Joe Movie for ParamountParamount Pictures and Danny McBride are putting up their Duke.Bradley Cooper has signed on for military duty to star in Paramount’s new and untitled G.I. Joe feature.McBride, known primarily as an actor and for his work as creator of HBO’s The Righteous Gemstones, is directing the project. He also wrote the script, along with Jeff Fradley and John Carcieri.Little is known about the new take on the Hasbro property, a toy line that gained its modern relevance from a relaunch that included a cartoon series and a Marvel Comics comic in the 1980s. (It was first launched in mid-1960s as a realistic soldier toy.)It was this version that not only introduced a commando strike force featuring soldiers with monikers such as Duke, Roadblock and Snake Eyes but also its over-the-top, hi-tech adversary, the terrorist organization known as Cobra, with key bad guys including Cobra Commander, Baroness, Destro and Zartan.Cooper will play Duke, the nominal leader of the Joes. The character was played by Channing Tatum in the live-action movies G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra and G.I. Joe: Retaliation, released by Paramount in 2009 and 2013, respectively.The Joe feature has been one of the big priorities at the studio, which, under new owner David Ellison, has been ramping up development of major IP and brands such as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Star Trek. Securing Cooper as the lead of what will be an ensemble signals that, among the IP plays, the project may be the one that gets before cameras and presumably theaters first.Producing are Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Mark Vahradian and Zev Foreman of Hasbro Entertainment.G.I. Joe is a rare IP play for Cooper, whose last major role was starring as Leonard Bernstein in Maestro, the ambitious biopic he also co-wrote and directed, earning four Oscar nominations in the process. He also co-wrote and directed and co-starred in last year’s marital dramedy Is This Thing On?Cooper is known as the voice of Rocket in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy movies and had a cameo in James Gunn’s Superman movie last year. He worked with McBride previously when he appeared in episode of Gemstones.He is repped by Range Media.
Dan O'Clock
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Ben Johnson still hasn't called plays for a player drafted after the first pick in his career

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social

Since becoming a play caller in 2022, Ben Johnson has never called plays for a QB who wasn't the first overall pick in the draft. That could change on Monday night vs. the Eagles.

nbcsports.comBen Johnson could be calling plays for a QB other than the first pick in the draft, for the first timeBen Johnson is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the very best) play designers and play callers in the NFL.
Dan O'Clock
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Cubs flew to Boston after clinching celebration, played a doubleheader, flying to Florida for what is now a meaningless game, to fly to San Diego to one day later play a best of 3 in the playoffs.

Ken Tremendous@kentremendous.bsky.social

So the Sox have to fly down to Tampa, play a meaningless game, then fly back to NY and one day later play best of 3 in the playoffs. Cool cool cool great plan.