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Poor Bears fans

Fortunately, Trump can't keep his mouth shut for thirty seconds. And all his lackeys spill their guts the moment they are on the outs with him. So there's really no loss of access to CNN or MS NOW by being kicked out of the White House. If anything, this might be taking the leash off of them.

I know I'm not the target demographic but I can't imagine going into a building to watch a bunch of weak, sad men jerk each other off to this imaginary prophet they've given themselves in Donald Trump. Like, have some pride you clowns.

I'm honestly kinda impressed with how badly Trump has navigated the Iran war. I thought it was going to be horribly mismanaged and he's managed to do even worse than that.

@doctorow.pluralistic.net Random Q. Doubt you'll see this but it's worth a shot. I'm halfway thru Reverse Centaur (fantastic book btw!) but isn't there likely an evolutionary step of the life cycle of AI to enshittify itself? Code queries being coded to take 5-6 tokens for results instead of 3-4?

No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...

I like to call this English team the Stuart dynasty because they're about to be conquered by Haaland. (This joke works right? Can someone ask @dancarlin.bsky.social to verify?)

USA can still defeat Belgium if only Mike Pence has the courage.

Ball don't lie, unfortunately

Ball don't lie. Paraguay can go the fuck home. See ya, bitches!

Someone should get Neil DeGrasse Tyson to watch the Get Schwifty episode of Rick and Morty and talk about how the science is unsound.

DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

I love that corporations are so scared of progressive Democrats that every media outlet is printing editorials about how bad they are.

I'm old enough to remember when the real thirst trap from Lord of the Rings was Legolas and not Aragorn.

Craziest thing about the Knicks winning is that I was assured by a lot of people that they will get crushed and the East is way overrated this season. Maybe San Antonio will win this series in 9 now. Who knows?

Facebook just continuing to be worse and worse.

Can’t be repeated enough👇🏽 Just so insane

A man named Markwayne, let's just pause there for a minute, wants to stop international travel into several of the world's biggest international travel hubs weeks before the World Cup plays over 50% of their matches in those cities, including the final held in New York. Brilliant. No notes.

Exactly. #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinClass

How you going to claim to be all about Detroit then bus in people from Cleveland to help cheer against the Pistons?

China: "The American empire is clearly decaying in front of our very eyes and everyone can see the death throes of the Republic." Trump: "Holy shit, Biden, they burned your ass!"

Is Nature Valley a real place? Or just a playful take on the idea of uncanny valley, but with snack foods that almost seem real?

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

I'm pretty honest about being a Pistons fan. But holy hell. If I was an Orlando fan I'd be crashing out today. This feels like one of those series that can set a franchise back years. The basketball game equivalent of getting kicked in the junk.

Hillary was right about everything.

Well, they said the Pistons were frauds. And they were right. Gotta hand it to them. They called it.

had to double check that this wasn't a parody account

The individuals referenced here are adjudicated terrorists. They were found guilty of conspiring to use force against their own government to prevent the peaceful transfer of power. A conservative, Trump-appointed judge applied terrorism enhancements to their sentences.

"In war, you cannot be defeated if, whenever anything happens in the war, you say that it was no big deal and also everybody else's fault and also good actually and due to your genius." defector.com/president-ex...

JD Vance had an opportunity to show that he wasn't just a lapdog for Trump by coming through for everyone in these peace talks. And in that moment he decided instead to piss all down his own leg and ensure that there was never a doubt that he's an empty suit. Disappointing.

There will be a reckoning and I don't want to hear a single fucking American complain about it when it happens.

So decorum and decency and war crimes aside, the very real truth that this unhinged Truth Social post is saying is that Trump knows he's losing and is not mentally capable of refraining from throwing a tantrum about it.

This is real It’s being done in our name Congressional Republicans are okay with this

How humiliating. @economist.com www.economist.com/leaders/2026...

Trump is absolutely going to leave Iran just bombed and destroyed then walk away and act like it was all part of some plan. Then his moron army are going to run around everywhere. "HE'S PLAYING 100-D CHESS, LIBTARDS! DURRRRRR"

How could Michigan be so evil as to make Michigan State and poor Tom Izzo lose to UConn like that?! Total classless team!!

The same guys that will make their entire personality about how much they hate HOAs are the ones telling you they support Israeli occupation of Palestinian land.

Does anyone still know people that think the SNL Trump stuff is funny? Because I'm kinda over it. Maybe I'm just old.

I think it's time for SNL to drop the "Aw, shucks, he's so silly!" Trump impressions.

The craziest thing about bombing Iran is that Trump is a pedophile and is hiding from accountability for molding teenagers for years.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads

Screaming into the void here but does anyone else get super frustrated hearing podcasters like Derek Thompson constantly try to justify AI? Getting so tired of tech bros pissing on us and telling us it's raining. And the journalists who help to perpetuate that lie.

I actually think the behavior of the Republicans in the audience has been more noteworthy than Trump’s speech itself. The braying, boorish jeers and yawps of a party fully given over to fascism.