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matthew mcconaughey x christian mccaffrey are killing these UBER eats / NFL commercials. they need to be given their own buddy cop movie

hope those instagram likes was worth it www.nytimes.com/2025/01/10/u...

it’s a special kind of depravity to use this horrific time as an opportunity to steal from people who are at their most vulnerable.

los angeles, my heart breaks for you

how much wealth can one human being hope to amass - when is it ever enough

this is hugely disappointing variety.com/2024/tv/news...

the day of the jackal on peacock is an incredibly entertaining show, has real james bond vibes in all the right ways. my sincere apologies to eddie redmayne for whom i did not give enough credit as a leading man. he absolutely nails this role.

I have never once disagreed with @minakimes.bsky.social amp.awfulannouncing.com/espn/mina-ki...

you'd think if someone was smart enough to plan and commit a murder and be on the run for five days you'd trim those eyebrows. dead giveaway

just once in my life i'd like to be considered a strong person of interest

*sees a random set of café lights ohh i can get married there

it should be against the law for your birthday to fall on a day other than friday or saturday

matt lafleur has exactly the type of mustache and beard you’d expect for someone named lafleur. follow this account for more expert football analysis

Benny Hill Gesserit

i'm sorry but this is all very, very, very stupid www.independent.co.uk/life-style/h...

i escaped twitter / x because of elon musk, but to also get away from the shit news because our country decided to elect a shit person. as i slowly begin to follow the same people that I did on twitter, i quickly realize it's not healthy for my no shit news policy

you’re god damn right I cried a few times watching a man on the inside. ted danson can still carry a show.

is it me or are these little caesars crazy puffs the best thing ever invented

I LOVED scrubs, but I genuinely hope they don’t bring this show back and ruin the original. screenrant.com/scrubs-doug-...

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

gonna start a new mexican place and call it GUAC TUA

apparently i'm today years old to learn that the nfl schedule for next year is based on where you place within your division. is this true @minakimes.bsky.social? "If the 49ers finish fourth in the NFC West this season, in 2025 they’d be lined up against the Bears, Giants, and Browns."

if you’re not still eating thanksgiving leftovers did you really make enough to begin with

me, when I’m on a wine bender: the night is long and full of terroirs cc: @kirstenalana.bsky.social

if your thanksgiving mashed potato puree doesn’t contain at least four sticks of butter what are you even doing with your life

i’ll tell you how out of touch I am with pop culture. When someone mentioned to me Free Style Libre I thought they were referring to a rapper not a glucose monitor!

wyatt earp new york giants 🤝 fuck the cowboys