Dan Twining

Carrick in charge for Chelsea!!! Yessss!! 😂

Carrick has not been sacked? What is going on. Ratcliffe and his cronies thinking they can squeeze some marginal gains? (Lose 2-0 instead of 3-0 next game). I am very pleased about this, to be clear

Barcelona on big time fraudwatch now 👀

both CBs scoring in the same game, ARSENAL ARE BACK

the commentators on Premier Sports were giving Big Gabi an ACL injury about 12 minutes ago. Hell of a finish for a man with a finished ACL lol

man, we are so good and I just wish we would turn these sorts of performances into a 2 or 3-0 at HT for once! Brighton had 4 goals last week on less than the 1.11 xG we've created so far. Noni, Eze, Merino, Gyök, Ødegaard have all been very good though. Let's make it 2 nice and early plzzz 😇

proof Gyökeres did mean that flick around the corner for Rice... he's just done it again

SET PIECE FC WE'RE BAAAAACKKKKK

Guehi has been really quite crap for City lately

so funny watching Forest play like this after the shenanigans of last weekend. Different team when they think they are the better side

really can't be arsed lately but MUSIC QUIZ THIS SATURDAY WOOHOOOOO (we're gonna win the league)

Yeah Utd aren't getting anything away against Bournemouth

Amorim having an even funnier night than Carrick here

one thing I have to rant about, added time in the Champions League is absolute nonsense. You'll have 2 head injuries, a VAR check, multiple sub windows used, goals scored, and you'll get 3 mins added and the ref will blow 5 seconds before the time is even up. It's just shit

Gyökeres with the exact type of touch I've been complaining about Kai not making all game. That ball around the corner literally didn't happen when Kai was on, just passes back to the CBs

Eze has been really brilliant tonight

interesting to me that Bayern are letting us have the ball, looking for turnovers/tackles and countering. It's been really effective at getting 3, 4 or even 5v2s against our backline but interesting to see them do that at home

There will be other games 😎 World class finish

ah yes. Wilcox first, now the coaches. Will be everyone's fault but the players (it is all of their fault)

people say Saka doesn't beat his man - Saka beats Alfonso Davies, one of the fastest players in the world, with ease - and then does his hamstring passing the ball 😭

Don't worry fellas. Manchester United had 4 shots on target, so that proves this was actually a good performance! Carrick IN

I am desperate to see Arsenal play this Barca side. It's the kind of match up that I think would make people think Arsenal are the most beautiful, free flowing attacking side in the world

Joan Garcia with 8 saves in the first half. Barca gotta find a way to stop the constant turnovers, they commit loads forward and are having to defend counters over and over due to poor passing

Barcelona cannot pass the ball for shit here. Yamal has done a handful of amazing things but also been terrible, and directly culpable for PSG's goal

I can't believe they've allowed that Marmoush goal to stand. I know it's most likely not intentional but he's gained an advantage by elbowing a guy clean in the face!

Man Utd's season so far has me watching far too much Mark Goldbridge content. He's got a massive beef with Rio Ferdinand and it's so funny. Goldbridge is calling him an influencer 😭

if only there was a sample of, say, 5 seasons of Arsenal being one of the best teams in Europe. Then maybe our coach wouldn't have to defend his team for *checks notes*... winning a match away at Forest.

Konsa and Rice massive in getting us this result. That's proper effective recruitment, buying players who get you results on the pitch (Although Konsa did play Delap onside, but his performance was great regardless)

I gotta stop captaining Saka in fantasy football. I think I'm ruining him here

This is why I love this team so much though. We always compete, we get shit done It was ugly but we got it over the line, and it's Noni!! You don't get to have it your own way all the time, but I really think we are the best at finding a way when faced with that.

Stereotype? More like HERITAGE.

People are gonna complain about this win I'm sure, we don't know how good we've got it. That was an absolutely monstrous win from Arsenal As Noni says, "first of all I'd like to say thank you to my Lord and saviour Jesus Christ"

ARSENALLLLLLLLL THAT WAS DISGUSTING AND I LOVED IT

Declan is absolutely MASSIVE

Gyokeres is actually doin good shit!!

NONZINHOOO MY GOAT

This whole spell of pressure came from White passing the ball out of play and Oliver not giving Saka a pretty standard foul

Oliver has just decided he's a homer for the 2nd half We aren't gonna get fouls anymore

Oliver has remembered his Abu Dhabi paymasters. Noni booked when he didn't even make a foul

The obvious change. Attack the space, hopefully Noni can open things up a little more

Unironically the best take I've seen on this game All will be solved with simply "doing a goal"