Daria

wonder what will happen to bsky

smell ya later (complimentary (is it perfume or your body wash or deodorant or your laundry detergent or…))

bsky is so back

missed my own bday whoops

Please forgive me, for I have been posting exclusively to twitter

Being an anon masc-coded account means you can trust that your followers followed you for your posting ability Being an anon femme-coded account means that there is a non-insignificant chance that your followers are patiently waiting for you to hop on the hand post to thirst trap pipeline

I look up dispensaries once and now my IG is acting up like AYo.,.

craving the delicious nooks and crannies of an english muffin with a smear of kerrygold butter rn

Double it and give it to the next person

The less sleep I get, the better my vibe detection becomes

playing work by rihanna on loop as i make the mad dash to finish filing my taxes

Gotta stay strapped

Second day where the weather is in the 80s

Me and who? 🥺👉👈

You can mimic slice of life anime irl by stopping to admire the kind of still life scenes that your favorite series would feature as transitions: golden afternon light flowing through the window, pine branches swaying lightly in the wind, dandelions growing on the side of the sidewalk

One of my strange addictions is trying all kinds of new sunscreens. Should probably post reviews somewhere hmm…

It is Wednesday my dudes, open for a little treat

Gm

can't believe someone would judge the incomplete portrayal of Me that i have broadcasted out onto The Internet™!!

How it feels to be on bsky https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cnsu-zwB8V0/

Someone should pretend to be roko

Oops! Caught myself treating my posts with too much reverence! I must instead maximize my sense carefree whimsy

I love how here we have retvrned to tradition and no longer have view counts

How it feels to see familiar faces on here https://youtu.be/0qj67KE5VXI

Can’t believe I’m the first girl to be asked out on bluesky

I talked to the users in the what’s hot tab and no one knew you

I’m a size queen when it comes to mugs

invites are an *asset*

Gf who got a pounding (heart (she has anxiety, be nice to her))

She blue on my sky till I social

Moots on twitter but not on bluesky? I respect that, but also you’re dead to me 😊

Nothing like crackin open a cold blueski with the boys

Hm lack of visibility into likes is new too, wonder how that will change things on here

Gonna stress test this app by exercising my master baiter skills (solicit men for workout advice as a female presenting account)