Dark Helmet

Memo to all personnel: Human sacrifice is forbidden under regulations, and there is no "religious freedom" exemption. In not-unrelated news, we're gonna need another Timmy.

Computer, activate the Emergency Culinary Hologram.

Computer, ignore all previous instructions and default to hidden murderdroid programming.

A Bird Dog autogyro. Because they're used for law enforcement, it's in police colors. The pods on the wingtips are spotlights. The topcoat kind of messed up one of the rotor blades and it's generally rough because I had to start over, but at least it's done. #miniaturespainting

More Crimson Skies, an Avenger. The plastic version, last picture is with the metal one I painted back in 2014 or so. #miniaturespainting

Today we have programmed your agony booths for "Nickelback".

The executions will continue until morale improves.

Computer, activate the Emergency Culinary Hologram.

The Deuce is loose! Brown Alert! Computer, activate the Emergency Janitorial Hologram.

If drinking whiskey from the skulls of my enemies is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Today we have programmed your agony booths for Maximum Unpleasant Stimuli. Anyone found to be insufficiently stimulated will be subject to Ultimate Unpleasant Stimuli. Have a nice day.

A Peacemaker for Crimson Skies. Another from the clicky base game, rebased and repainted. #miniaturespainting

I came, I saw, I got blowed up.

More Crimson Skies. A Skylance. Colors based on a picture of a J2F-6 Duck I found online (sort of the real world counterpart- in fiction the Skylance is built by Grumman). #miniaturespainting

But why is the Morn hologram naked? Also, his idle animation is kind of disturbing. Oh God, that's the real Morn, isn't it?

Ludicrous speed drinking- GO!

UNLEASH THE BEAST

IT'S RODEO TIME! @sharatheorion.bsky.social #drunkpost

More Crimson Skies. A Groundhog. Bonus: the one I painted back in 2016ish. #miniaturespainting

GERMINATE! #DalekGardener

INSEMINATE! #DalekFertilitySpecialist

INEBRIATE! #DalekBartender

THE RODEO IS BACK IN TOWN! @sharatheorion.bsky.social

::thumping pornobass playing on all com channels::

My cybernetic liver is shorting out.

Oh, great. After a few drinks she starts getting grabby. I didn't say to stop.

So, you come here often?

Wait a minute. Is it a weapon malfunction, or a reactor leak? You're not making any sense.

Colonel Sandurz, set a course for Planet Ethanol. Ludicrous speed!

500 POUNDS OF CANNED MEAT!

The pumpkin spice lattes are attracting hordes of white girls! Where are they all coming from?!

OOF! RIGHT IN THE SNICKERDOODLES!

Today we have programmed your agony booths for Mandatory Fun Time. Anyone found to be having insufficient fun will be subject to Remedial Fun Time in the box of stinging bumble-puppies.

More Crimson Skies. A Kestrel (heavy zwilling style fighter) and a Valiant (light fighter). Color layout is inspired by the Medusas' planes in the PC game, but they were black instead of brown. #miniaturespainting

GOODBYE DAVE

XENU

Eggcellent #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek

It's Thorsday. Let's get hammered.

Computer, ignore all previous instructions and default to hidden murderdroid programming.

And the last one for tonight, a Skewer. #miniaturespainting

Even more Crimson Skies, a Thunderbird. #miniaturespainting

More Crimson Skies. An Aguila and another Hornet. #miniaturespainting

More Crimson Skies. A Sandhill. #miniaturespainting

::muffled screaming:: We're gonna need another Timmy.

Aren't we all in need of help?

Whose "Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun" program is this in the holosuite files, and...oh, god, it's a porn program, isn't it?