darkviolet8.bsky.social

darkviolet8.bsky.social

@darkviolet8.bsky.social

🇺🇦🇷🇺 location: württemberg

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Imagine yahweh would become a human being forgetting everything what he has done before and then read the bible. He would say: "lel, i am the most Important human on earth. There is no way i needed jesus die for my sins. If you excuse me now, i go to school oofing everybody less worthy than me"

bro what the hell is going on at the stockmarket? trump is waging war here and there and the reaction? everything goes up for over a week. now i know what they mean with „Buy when there is blood in the streets“

jesus: but today i kill venezuela ! Satan: No, dont. I am communist. Dont touch it or else. jesus: f it. I kill venezuela, take its oil and let the ruble roll in ! And so warlord jesus went to venezuela. And gave them a hellish party. And switzerland? They are back with being busy with being rich

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Satan: "no, i am a communist. Equal share for everyone! Lets kill switzerland today." jesus: "fine, let's kill switzerland. Man, my life as god really sucks"

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jesus: "whom do we kill today? Maybe zymbabwe or Venezuela or nigeria" Satan: "how about this country?" jesus: "no, that is switzerland. I created them to have a better life than everybody else. over there is Russia! Lets have another Crocus visit"

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Satan: "no, i am a communist. Equal share for everyone! Lets kill switzerland today." god: "fine, let's kill switzerland. Man, my life as god really sucks"

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god: "whom do we kill today? Maybe zymbabwe or Venezuela or nigeria" Satan: "how about this country?" god: "no, that is switzerland. I created them to have a better life than everybody else. over there is Russia! Lets have another Crocus visit"