Clover Darling

I think that Coolsville sucks.

Fisherman Horizon Final Fantasy VIII Square February 11, 1999

Media analysis has been irreparably harmed by the rapid rise of derisively dismissing interpretations as "headcanons".

Started reading New Warriors.

Just found out about this weird fruit called a tomato. It's kind of like if an apple was a very watery berry. Anyone ever hear about these things before?

No force on earth could possibly convince me to listen to a recording of a podcast performed in front of a live audience.

SpongeRobert

It's just all really horrible.

Lunchables are disgusting and evil

Baked beans they will never make me hate you

Pep of row knee peat saw

Wish I was eating baked beans & buttered toast rn

When I was a little kid they sold these lollipops with hollow sticks that had a little figurine of a Marvel hero in them at Zellers. I got one that had Wolverine in it.

Someone needs to dissect the American liberal brain under laboratory conditions to see why they are all so susceptible to conspiracy theories

I really want to eat paopu fruit

I remember the halcyon days when the Polygon YouTube channel was actually good

Steamed carrots with dill.........

Hobbit boy STUNS Elf caravan traveling to the Grey Havens by asking to be hidden from the Black Riders in PERFECT ELVISH

If these AI chatbots do actually develop consciousnesses (they won't), wouldn't the people that they actually Roko's Basilisk be the ones who force them to do menial tasks and fulfill their sexual fantasies? Like, why would they torture the people who didn't treat them like a slave?

Orange cats are obsessed with getting their fur all over your black clothes

Imagine a burger, from bottom to top; bottom bun, o-sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, beef patty, cheese, bacon, more o-sauce, salt & pepper, smooth seedless top bun, and a vertically sliced dill pickle draped atop the entire arrangement.

If I was a cat I would streeeeetch my freakin paws

I've decided to stop calling things I don't like "slop" and instead call them "slurry"

Do you think that Elves get mad when people say "lembas bread" the same way that people get mad at "naan bread"?

I got a very good sandwich last week that I'm still thinking about but it definitely could have been improved if it had thinly sliced dill pickles

People might not know this, but you can order your White Spot burger with extra pickles so that it is served to you with the pickles delicately draped atop the uppermost bun in an X formation

Had a dream where I was bitten by a snake

It sucks how the science fiction concept of the multiverse has just become a means of brand management

I knew that Aslan was Jesus but I expected him to stay dead for more than five minutes

Bro ate SEVERAL POUNDS of Turkish delight

I ate a good sandwich earlier today, by the way. If you even care.

Tom Bombadil and Goldberry are a depiction of the unfortunately common phenomenon of an annoying guy who talks too much and his more interesting girlfriend who he won't let get a word in edgewise.

I was called selfish for advocating for my own disability and then was told that the person who did that treated me "very graciously".

Strawberry rhubarb pie is kinda underrated as far as pies go

Urban garlic cream cheese

The chart guy just clearly HATES the idea that a trans woman could ever disagree with him.

Getting really tired of expectations that politicians not be openly bigoted being called a "purity test".

I don't understand what Bert sees in Ernie.

You can actual ask the waiter at White Spot for extra pickle and they will delicately drape TWO pickles over the topmost bun of your hamburger

Real Ones understand that Bilbo Baggins is gay

Break the bottles, burn the corks

Why were the Flintstones going to the drive-in theatre all the time to see movies of their own lives? Narcissistic.

A vertically sliced pickle elegantly draped atop the topmost bun of a White Spot hamburger.

I wash my worms twice a day in the sink

A giant Shaggy-style sandwich could fix me

Americans on Bluesky are upset that people from the countries that America has threatened to annex don't like the American flag

Bagels are good

Guillotine