Darthdzl

Darthdzl

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I am made of meat! Location: #Arizona Lifelong #DallasCowboys fan #NFL #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #CowboysNation #Cowboys If you follow me and I don't follow you back, forgive me. I only have two eyes and a finite amount of time.

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FINALLY I GET TO POST ONE OF THESE AGAIN! Thank God. Even with 2 winning teams in the next 6, I feel very little confidence. At least we put together a whole game. #Cowboys #DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #HowBoutThemCowboys #AmericasTeam #NFL #Week7 #DALvsPHI #CryEaglesCry

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I heard an awful lot of "kill, kill, kill" out of Dak tonight. Is it possible he went rogue and was calling his own plays for a lot of tonight?

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This. This right here. Regardless if any details, this headline is all you need to know about why we desperately need to enshrine campaign finance reform into the Constitution via amendment. The Supreme Court will sabotage any other method.

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Wow. This McDonald's used to be about the best one in North Phoenix. Not anymore. Indifferent front counter people, expediters who routinely ignore customers waiting for things, long wait times during non-rush, icemaker barely works, ignore "dine-in" and just bag everything, etc. Sad to see.

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And now, staff members dropping f-bombs and talking about how they don't want to "deal with" cleaning things right now. Right next to customers.

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So, it's about par for the course for Mississippi: "racist white cop good, Black people bad". Color me surprised that there was no mention of body cam footage. I'm sure they don't gave body cams. Body cams would provide evidence for victims. Can't have that. www.npr.org/2026/10/21/n...

npr.orgMississippi AG says use of force was 'justified' in fatal shooting of toddlerMississippi's Attorney General says the use of force was justified when a toddler was killed during a police shooting after a shoplifting.
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9 out of every 10 politics spam texts I've received are in support of Republicans, mostly MAGA idiots. Not hard to do the math. Those are the people who don't care about laws, rules, or anything else but what they want. Just like their Orange Jeebus.

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Jesus, her answer is straight out of "The Narcissist's Handbook (Not That I Need A Handbook)". Media: you failed the bar exam. Narcissist: it doesn't matter anyway. I don't need the bar. The bar exam was lucky to have me. (etc) thehill.com/homenews/adm...

thehill.comZacharia says results of bar exam were ‘inconsequential’White House press secretary Katie Zacharia said Thursday her California Bar exam results are “somewhat inconsequential” after reporting surfaced that showed she did not pass the examination.  In an…
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*clutches pearls* Oh, my stars and garters! A bad MAGA person who was hired because she has no morals and ethics to get in the way of Trump's bidding was dismissed for *checks notes* acting without morals and ethics and acting exactly like the guy who hired her. www.axios.com/2026/10/13/k...

axios.comWhite House pushes out Kimberly Guilfoyle after misconduct reportsShe's denied WSJ allegations that she used political connections to seek financial favors and promote private business interests.
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Jake Ferguson, you are sentenced to 100 hours with the JUGGS machine every week, from now until your hands become the Velcro we thought they were going to be back when you had your one deserved Pro Bowl season (2023; last year doesn't count thanks to the stupid fumbles). #Cowboys #DallasCowboys

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Sorry I'm late in posting this. I needed about 4 episodes of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" to cleanse my palate after that game. #Cowboys #DallasCowboys #NFL #TBvsDAL

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I chewed off my nails to the elbows, but we pulled out a win. 28 points in the 2nd half was a nice sight to see. Our defense found a pass rush, but totally forgot how to cover. I still think that's progress, given that half our secondary is missing. 2-2. #DallasCowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys

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COWBOYS WIN! 34-30 #COWBOYSNATION #dallascowboys #nfl #football #cowboys #wedemboys #wedemboyz #nfc ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Darthdzl
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I chewed off my nails to the elbows, but we pulled out a win. 28 points in the 2nd half was a nice sight to see. Our defense found a pass rush, but totally forgot how to cover. I still think that's progress, given that half our secondary is missing. 2-2. #DallasCowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys

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Once more for the blithering idiots in the back row: TRUMP CARES ABOUT HIMSELF AND NOTHING ELSE. HE SAW PERSONAL ADVANTAGE AND TOOK IT. Republican politicians are like tobacco executives: the LAST people in the world to discover what everyone else already knows. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

thehill.comGOP senators dismayed by Trump embrace of Xi after China helped Iran target US troopsRepublican senators are expressing concern and dismay over President Trump’s lavish welcome of Chinese President Xi Jinping to a two-day summit in Washington after it was revealed earlier this mont…
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Oh gee, let me guess, theyre all or almost all Democrats, and somehow it wasn't targeting them and is just a random error. Nothing to see here. Ignore the elephant and the orange clown behind the curtain. www.votebeat.org/texas/2026/0...

votebeat.orgTens of thousands of Texas voter registration applications likely ensnared in state errorDemocrats are calling for investigations into why voter registration applications submitted via a DPS portal weren’t forwarded to counties.
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Finally, our first win of the season. This game, despite the score, was much harder than it should have been. Daniels getting hurt was a bummer; I like beating teams at full strength and I hate injuries. 1-1 is better than 0-2. #Cowboys #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #WASvsDAL

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"WE WANT ATTENTION! OUR ORGANIZATION ISN'T BEING TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH ANYMORE! MAYBE OUR DONATIONS HAVE DROPPED OFF! WE WANT YOUR EYEBALLS! PAY ATTENTION TO US! AAAAAAAAH! LOUD NOISES! " abcnews.com/US/charlie-k...

abcnews.comCharlie Kirk's family signals intent to sue, alleging 'stunning failures' led to on-campus assassinationThe family of Charlie Kirk alleges that a "series of stunning failures and reckless decisions" by Utah Valley University led to the conservative activist's assassination.
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Been watching music reactions on YouTube, and it's just reinforced a couple things: "Everlong" makes me wish I was a drummer. "Hysteria" makes me wish I was a bassist.* *Muse, not Def Leppard. For Def Leppard, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" makes me wish I was Joe Elliott.