Daryl Turnbull

Separated at birth - cholesterol mainlining rodent Chuck E Cheese, and convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmes.......

"Be bop a Lula, Flavio's a sore loser"......

The Monkees Pavel Chekov checks out......

RnB mediocrity Chris Brown gets a suspended sentence for bottling some geezer in a club. The pricks got form......

Two men and a dog turn out for anti migrant protest at Herne Bay on Saturday......

Deir Baha residents in the West Bank have "left voluntarily" and were "permitted to leave temporarily" according to the Zionist occupiers, as their homes are demolished. More blatant euphemistic shite for ethnic cleansing....

Reform UK Ltd's Lee Anderson - "I want my country back". A land of single ends, outside toilets, Watneys Party Seven, powdered eggs and rickets......

How dare Bill Clinton - Liberace had far better taste than the bi curious disinhibited dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump......

Owing to the proliferation of "settler", sorry, illegal occupier thugs dwellings, mass expulsions and demolitions will be the Zionists method of ethnic cleansing in the West Bank, as opposed to carpet bombing Gaza style......

"the Rapeupblican Party are right behind Donna Arthur and her pronouncements"......

When that risibly shite Ali G film flops, the raging Zionist Cohen will blame it on anti-Semitism.....

FFS - absolutely no fan of Meghan Markle, but she's getting more shit for being the daughter of an alleged paedo, than the actual alleged paedo the Andrew formerly known as Prince......

Storm Boelo- AKA Bawbag, Slight Return......

Ali G- an outdated pricks last gasp attempt at sowing cultural division. Cohen's a Zionist grifter....

Bots and tossers are now claiming Ukraine tampered with Starlink themselves......

ATTENTION ZIONIST GHOULS! Indoctrinate your offspring from toddler age with these Dress Up America IDF costumes! Available now on Amazon......

"You want some? You fahkin' want some? Come on you slag".....

The ketamine addled ex incel turned breeder Elon Musk doubles down on his "Hitler was a far left socialist" pish, demonstrating that you can be the richest man in the world and still be as thick as shite in the neck of a bottle...

Zionists painting black crosses on Palestinian homes in the West Bank. Now that sounds familiar, wasn't there some group of people who done something like that to another group of people back in the 1930's?.....

Storm Boelo- it's nae Hurricane Bawbag......

It's handbags at dawn as the claws come out between half a Scaramucci duration press secretary Katie Zachariah and soulless vacuum Karoline Leavitt....

Zionists have a clear choice in their upcoming election- far right and even further right......

Donald Trump is bi curious -FACT!!!

By fuck- we're heading to a Crossroads......

The IDF have forced their conscripted women to basically rub their tits for the Chosen People......

Rent a quote number 3- Johnny Rotten - "turn the other cheek too often, and you'll get a razor through it"......

Rent a quote number 2- Howard Devoto- "I refuse to pretend to be thick"......

Rent a quote Number 1 (in a series of 3)- Sid Vicious - "I've met the man in the street, and he's a cunt"......

"All we are saying is - give JD Vance a chance"......

For the last time, Lindsey Graham was NOT a raging Gaylord, and here's the photographic proof from up in heaven......

Due to the disinhibition as a result of advanced dementia, time and again Donald Trump outs himself on those poorly attended rallies as bi curious and partial to a bit of beefcake.....

True - but you can't separate the fact that all religions are fairy tales......

Having just passed vetting, we are pleased to announce Thomas Markle will stand as the Reform UK Ltd candidate in the forthcoming Dunny on the Wold by election......

Y'all gotta be suspicious whenever men of a certain age move to countries like the Philippines......

The situation in Oleshky must be seriously grim for ex pole dancer and Epstein hooker Melania to broker a ceasefire.....

"Settlers", sorry, illegal occupier thugs will not be subject to the West Bank lockdown. Palestinians however, can look forward to home demolitions, beatings, murder and arbitrary detainment without charge, all coinciding with the sham election.....

Religious fundamentalist extremists "bless" the bi curious disinhibited dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump in the Whitehouse......

Now look here - there is absolutely no correlation between the West Bank lockdown by the combover war criminal Netanyahu and the fact that an election is forthcoming......

The "gotcha" attempts on Abdul El-sayed grow increasingly more pathetic.....

FIFTY FUCKING YEARS AGO - this song hit the decks.......

Zuckerberg -"Meta was ordained to me 3000 years ago"........

Ye Olde "Be Ready Campaign" makes a comeback........

"The Mercury Music Prize can go fuck itself" Marianne Faithfull would have said......

Awww, bless- lickle Tommy Tucker Yaxley Lennon Robinson was crying in court today. There'll be plenty more tears shortly when Big Bubba stretches his ring piece on a nightly basis......

Adam Brooks - poppy shagger virtue signalling. (And those specs- FFS)......

"I'm coming out - I want the world to know" John Husted's ass- given a ringing endorsement by the disinhibited dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump.....

PHP security flaw- Pot Head Pixie interference suspected......

FFS- how soul destroying must it be being a Barclays employee getting laid off by AI?......