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Breaking: Ridiculous man spends two hours talking to half-empty room. Promises to raise national debt by $ one trillion $ for paying Americans to vote Republican. 86FELON47

I had a corrupted photo in my phone camera roll. For weeks can’t send a pic. “Syncing” to cloud. Failure after failure. Today I found that one photo. And when I deleted it everything started working again. Listen. Think about it. I got rid of the corruption and everything started working again.

I feel like people don’t talk enough about how weird are Trump’s owley, sleep-deprived eyes.

The SAVE his ass voter suppression bill. 86FELON47

Have you ever been in a business meeting? Business people are morons. The idea, still, that we should want a country run by “businessmen” is laughable if not so pathetic. We shouldn’t even want most businesses run by businessmen.

Don’t these motherfuckin’ republicans ever get tired of Lying and being lied to? It’s just so fucking exhausting. I can’t imagine wanting, choosing, to live that way? Like, what the hell is wrong with these people?!? They love that shit.

They talk a lot about Cuba, but what I’d really love is to see this administration overthrow the president of Puerto Rico.

If you are dumbfuck fucking dumb enough to believe “Trump announces” magic deal with Iran on his big-boy birthday … well then you get what you deserve and you are taking all the rest of us down with you, you fucking fuck.

I feel like we should be way more upset that the President lies to us on a daily basis.

He’s not a “madman” he’s a dumbass. There’s a difference. The Great Deal Maker … what a fucking joke.

Grump’s fiasco in Iran, I think, is the weakest America has looked in our 250 year history. Stunning. 86FELON47

We get it. You hate Democrats, liberals, all of it because we don’t hate The Gays like you do; because we love being surrounded by people of differing backgrounds; and because we don’t blame the pregnant girl/woman after your son sexually assaults her. We get it.

Political? BS? A simple test is to ask yourself: is the agent in question investigating a person in search for a crime; or are they investigating a suspected crime following the evidence to any person it may so imply.

That fucking thing on the White House lawn looks ridiculous.

The lovely sounds of birds chirping in the morning dawn is all the motivation I need to keep opposing this deplorable maga administration. 86FELON47

If today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday, why don’t we say tomorrowmorrow for Sunday? I think maybe we should give it a try.

I could not have said it better!!!❤️💯

$100 oil and he pays a billion dollars to cancel wind energy projects. Pays. To. Cancel. I drew this. I have ideas. I do not have art skills. Enjoy. 86FELON47

OMG it’s so amazing! Oil prices have plunged … to only $30 higher than before the war. Trump the Great Dealmaker has done it again. FFS

If he doesn’t drink, why the hell does he always sound drunk? 86FELON47

He’s cleaning house today because he doesn’t want that shitty speech he gave last night dominating the news cycle. Whatta chump.

This fucking halfwit has diminished our safety. This is exactly how Iranian extremists are born. He cares about nothing and no one … but Trump.

Well it will be interesting to see if a majority of people buy this bumbling bullshit of a speech. Operation Epic Fumble? … or Operation Epic Cut and Run? 86FELON47

This man represents us, like it or not. We should stop acting like this. We should have higher priorities as a People.

This is called Cut and Run by the way if you’re unfamiliar with seeing an American President surrender.

Why is he so low energy? Is his health ok?

Would have. Could have. Would have could have. What a fuckin’ idiot

Nostradumbass as always telling us “how it would have been” if not for hos amazing and perfect vision.

Low energy. What the fuck is he babbling about?

Epic Fumble

It’s kind of wild that everything that comes out of the supreme court just happens to coincide with the religious beliefs of the conservative majority. How very fortunate for them.

Can't argue with that.

Wonder how long till investors figure out the five-days is just another Trump bullshit thing to wave them off till the markets close again on Friday. No plan. 86FELON47

Jesus Fucking Christ. Oil. Oil. Oil. Trump. Trump. Trump. Golf. Golf. Golf. It’s all always just about him and his with this guy, never us. 86FELON47

He is an idiot. He always was an idiot. He will always be an idiot. And a lier. 86FELON47

Nostradumbass lying again with the magical Iran was two weeks away from having nuclear weapons; and this after obliterating Iran’s nuclear ability for all time like nobody has ever seen. FFS. Dementia Donny is ill. 86FELON47

The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

He’s tanked the economy. He’s thrown the world into chaos. Chaos on our own streets. He’s a pedophile rapist. But to his fans … he’s still just the greatest and most Jesusy person ever. For. Fuck. Sake. 86FELON47

If you can’t do vindictive shit, what would be the point of obtaining power?

Good news everybody. In the newly released, previously hidden in the coverup, stash of Epstein files President Donald J Trump is one again exonerated as there is only one person accusing him of raping her when she was 13. And we all know one accused rape is statistically insignificant to Republicans

I was told that the Dow would be at 50,000.

I love Ali Velshi. I do not love Ali Velshi at the big board on election nights. No hate. But he’s just horse-racing and lacks that insight of our long-lost and beloved Kornacki. There must be another Kornacki out there and we need him or her right MSNOW. All love, no hate.

I’m not saying anything here is right or good … but I do find it hilarious that the evil pricks in Iran are just as stupid as our own. Honestly, who keeps gathering all their top turds in one place under the threat of war?

Sometimes I feel electing a sociopath to the Presidency was bad.

It’s so strange to see a fat old man wearing makeup be such a hater. He hates you all.

The fundamental misunderstanding of Republicans regarding voter ID and other obstacles to voting was on full display during the state of the union address when the president called voting the greatest privilege. It is not a privilege … it is a right. And it should be easy for every citizen to enjoy

My god still no end in sight. This fuckface loves the sound of his own voice. The lies. So many lies.

Jeezus this is going on forever.

If only the Insurrectionists (including Trump) had been held accountable right after January 6th. The insurrection is ongoing because it was never stopped.