the dashful Mr. Fox

"Oh you're about to make a very interesting mistake… Here, have some popcorn. 🍿"

I wanna say life sucks but life is kinda okay right now… It's just a bunch of other things that suck :( I should be the one doing all the sucking

"Enrichment! Enrichment in my enclosure!" - a hampster, probably, when it receives a new running wheel or something

16 Sept

There's a problem with the ability to fix anything, and it's that you'll start to think you can fix everything.

15 Sept

1. Beginner's Luck🍀 You succeed at anything on the first try, but only the first try 2.Emergency luck🍀 No matter how bad it gets you always stumble on something you need 3. Curse: Disapointment🎭 you never live up to expectations Game plan: Get people expecting you to fail, win by disapointment.

22 Aug

"Men used to go to war" Yeah and children used to die of tuberculosis and war is stupid, now do you wanna get railed or not?

19 Aug

Have you ever seen a rainbow At night? 🌈🌌🌕

18 Aug

PSA: Everything you hear is ALWAYS oversimplified. Unless you're actively studying it yourself, the thing you hear, read, saw a post about, is always oversimplified and cut down to smaller easier to digest bits. This was a public service announcement. Stay woke blokes ;3

22 July

"you and me" or "us"

22 July

"Unc" is becoming the new "Ok boomer"

14 July

Instagram is not being sneaky I close the app immediately whenever I get an unskippable ad (unless I'm incredibly bored) So every time I open the app the ad will ALWAYS be under the first post, and ALWAYS unskippable Unless I switch to reels Instagram is herding us to reels.

8 June

You have two almost equally valued options. You can only choose one. The problem? Both options are valued on COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CRITERIA, you have no common point to make an objective nor biased decision on.

the dashful Mr. Fox reposted

Club Bark!

@vrcbark.club

12 May

The island has sat dormant for quite some time. It grows restless; craving the song and dance of its patrons once more. Will you answer its call? --- 🌐: vrcbark.club 🎮: vrc.group/BARK.3053 ---

17 Apr

Unconventional superpowers: Beginner's luck🍀 You can succeed on anything and everything you try on the first attempt But only once.

17 Apr

The logstics of moonlight related myths🌕 always bother me because it's just reflected sunlight☀️🪞 So is it the intensity of the luminance?🔅 Does the moon filter something out or add something? Would there be a distance further in space with the same effect? 🌎➡️❔ Or be that too much direct radiation?✳️

15 Apr

You can stop a sneeze by pressing the tip of your nose (with the palm of your hand unilt you learn how it works, then you can use one finger) and breathing normally. At least I can. Skill issue if you can't. Sometimes a sneeze is too strong though & I'll sneeze anyway. Damn level 9 sneezes.

15 Apr

BAh the wonders of "I don't feel hunger like a normal person" I can spend 3 days with nothing but a chocolate bar a day without feeling hungry So it can take me 5 days to realize I'm out of food, because while by dictionary definiton I'm starving, all I feel is a bit hungry.

15 Apr

Word of the day: ✨"snackish"✨ /adjective The thing my dumbahh feels instead of hunger When you inherently don't feel the need to eat, but when you see chips or candy or other foods you kinda feel like yeah you could snack on them if you want. Key word here being 👁️SEE👁️ Because you don't FEEL hungry.

TADC theory Caine was not the big bad evil guy Something else was corrupting him, Something else corrupted Bubble & whatever corrupted Caine switched up the script when Kinger was trying to reload a back-up of him, Kinger wasn't even trying to delete Caine And that something is still in the Circus

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Gonna continue on this thread Caine was the one actively cencoring curse words Bubble has been acting increasingly weird, including that he started swearing If Bubble was a part of Caine, it shouldn't be acting the way it does at all. If Bubble is the BubbleBoy virus, it's still going to be there.

I'm not saying Bubble is evil or Caine is flawless but… Caine without knowing it was holding Something back. Something managed to use Bubble to get through to Caine, compelling him to actively inflict torment 100% on purpose. Something tricked Kinger into deleting Caine. And now Caine is gone.

Just leaving this here because otherwise I will burn up keeping this to myself also as proof that I didn't just pick the theory up from someone else later when others come up with it too once they read what Kinger was doing on the screen and remember Bubble Glitched before tormenting Caine

I somehow forgot to use the critical phrasing: Something TRICKED Kinger into deleting Caine

19 Feb

That awkward feeling when you're trying to jumpscare your friend in a public placw and end up spooking a random Stranger so now you're profisely apologizing for the mixup - so that happened 10 years ago how's your day going?

6 Feb

I had a dream that Snoop Dogg was an Eldrich God with the power to appear at an any party where people were talking about him.🌱

28 Jan

"People who hate cats just don't like what they can't control." I love cats but I don't think I could take care of one as a pet because what if the cat doesn't like me and I breathe wrong in its direction at it decides to hate me forever 😭

20 Jan

"Friendships cost less than battleships." -The dashful Mr. Fox

One controbutor to my depression is Every time I look at the biggest countries I see a bunch of cavemen pretending a suit and a tie means sophistication. Yet there they are, playing little boy games with big boy guns. Grow t F up so I can worry about my life instead of LITERALLY THE WHOLE PLANET.

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"Why are you depressed?" Because my childhood taught no life skills, my upbringing didn't meet my psychological needs, school taught me humans like to war a lot, and looking 'out my 📺window' I can see we're unlikely to evolve out of that pattern before we end either ourselves or the world around us.

So now I'm sitting here just trying to survive day-to-day-life while actual leaders out there are actively trying to end the world.

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Watching the world leaders genuienly feels like watching football teams agrue whose team's the best. In objective truth it does not matter. Psychologically we need "our team" mentality because humans are innately tribal. I don't want to live in a world where countries are comparable to kids' games.

This world isn't "dying" It's already dead. Trying to save it would be like bacteria trying to revive their dying host. It could be possible if the bacteria wasn't wasn't too busy arguing wether the host was dying because the body's still warm. By the time it's indisputable it's already too late.

"You designed a product so good your company went bankrupt because nobody needed to buy a replacement?" This is why humanity will never reach any level of utopia. We are a violent, tribal race, and any act of true sustainability gets shut down instead sustained because "It's not profitable."

15 Jan

[Me]: <minding my business> [My Brain🧠]: "Hey remember that one time you were listening to music during an online class and started singing along so the teacher said 'please mute your microphone' because you didn't know your mic wasn't muted by default?" [Me]: Gee thanks I'll never live that down.

31 Dec 2025

Me? I'm kinda stupid.

31 Dec 2025

my daily rhythm is so out of wack nothing makes any sense anymore this isn't even the "sleep at 9 wake up at 17" situation I had last year, that was a stable sleep pattern that allowed me to comply with the societal schedules

23 Dec 2025

I should start keeping a dream journal again I swear the plotlines are good writing prompts …Actually I ought probably start writing books.

Also, I can't sleep.

Sometimes I wish I could be part of a brain study about dreaming. I have so many things I wish to talk about regarding dreaming - and I don't mean like "Oh I had this really interesting dream." I mean the psychological and physiological connection with how you sense the world & how you sense dreams.

None of the logic traps that are supposed to tell you that you're dreaming work for me. I can read all text, I can count fingers, pinch, clocks work the way they're supposed to, hell I can even use a phone in a dream. I was forced to learn to sense when I'm dreaming because logic didn't help me.

And because of that I've learned so much about the way dreams work I only wish I could have actual clinical backing to everything I've learned of the connections between the way your mind works, how your body works, and how your dreams work.

9 Dec 2025

If I'm going to call myself a content creator… I probably ought to actually start creating some content.

19 Nov 2025

I might be the only one who loves Instagram ads. Not because I like to watch them, oh no I love them because they remind me to put away the app. Get an unskippable ad that forces me to wait more than 1 second? Yeah, bye, I got better things to do than doomscroll, thanks for reminding me insta<3

7 Nov 2025

I like to imagine the relationship between human and fey is the same as animals with humans Like this being is very strange and dangerous and lives long lives and if you approach one you can never be sure if it'll make you it's pet or try to eat you.

7 Nov 2025

Using a map app with single hand? Tap tap (double tap) zooms in, pretty basic knowledge Tap drag to zoom out :3 Didn't know that, found out today by accident!

31 Oct 2025

You can sometimes recognize a Finn🇫🇮 speaking english just by text alone by the use of the words "also" & "too"

30 Sept 2025

Hypothesis: Since the ulnar nerve doesn't deal with pain signals, most of the pain is psychological? Could maybe be mitigated with actions such as "remain calm/do not panic" and "gently relax the arm" with "softly rub the area before the white scalding pain kicks in"

30 Sept 2025

Based on my own experiences on avoiding becoming blinded by pain. Not exactly a fun experience to feel like your arm is burning while all you can see is pure white. Either I haven't hit the nerve as hard since or I've learned to stop myself from feeling that aftershock.