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OFFAL 2 (1996-2025) 🧠 available now on all good internets 💫💀🪱💎🚽 datassette.bandcamp.com/album/offal-...

Christ on a stick wtf is this proteinmaxxed flu going round? Never been so ill, I feel like a Ren & Stimpy close-up

all time top ten golden greats www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL0i...

Music For Programming Episode 79: Compiled by Corticyte musicforprogramming.net/seventynine The longest episode yet — 4:00:00! #stare #frown #ponder #zone #contemplate

Cor! www.ebay.co.uk/itm/23702027...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gu...

The copyright gods have once again blocked this and then unblocked it again for no reason, make your mind up lads! Anyway, this is what happens to Blue Monday if you remove every 3rd beat — it turns into a new wave sea shanty ⚓ cc: @darkoutside.co.uk for the idea www.youtube.com/watch?v=uapu...

Audio Survey Episode 2 Audio Survey is a series of stereo field recordings with real time location plotted over UK Ordnance Survey map data. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ykm...

we had it so good

absolutely exquisite vibes. a warm and gentle electrocution I can't let go of

☝️ 50x additional cassettes now available... ☎️ Sodium Yellow Night by THE SPEAKING CLOCK is officially out today! (first run of tapes and ltd. edition artwork sold out in the pre-order period) datassette.bandcamp.com/album/sodium-yellow-night

1st round of cassettes sold out, 2nd round will be released on Friday!

Yuge update to my game is out now! store.steampowered.com/app/2849680/...

Fish on a pizza is way more fucked up than pineapple on a pizza

Nobody Wants Wes Streeting

Going to avoid consuming any political "news" for a week or two, maybe longer; the smears, misinformation and posturing is so infuriating I can feel it shaving days off my life expectancy. I'm just going to go and vote 🟩

🔊MIX🔊 w/ Beppu, Owain K, Russ Gabriel, Baby Ford, Leo Anibaldi, Wax, Monolake, The Grid, The Orb, Marcus Paulson, Ultravox, Parallel 9, La Funk Mob/Hawtin, a squirmy rmx of Access 58 that @datassette.bsky.social sent + more (I know, I spelled Shinichi wrong on the cover🤬) youtu.be/dSS4-1qDcks?...

My local pub is playing ripoff sound-alike cover versions of pop hits — what's that about? Are they really trying to save the £1.20 per day it costs for a proper PRS license? I just heard a totally gash poundland cover of Sledgehammer that made we want to never set foot in the place again.

Music For Programming: Episode 78 (Compiled by Datassette) musicforprogramming.net/seventyeight

WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY gO wRoNg? www.perplexity.ai/hub/blog/per...

Miles Davis "Get Up With It" shades www.ebay.co.uk/itm/22686401...

Datassette :: Offal 2 (1996-2025) (Self Released) igloomag.com/reviews/data... Thanks for the review, @igloomag.bsky.social !

The way Amazon Prime Video immediately brings up a screenful of bullshit and gives you 5 seconds to dismiss a trailer the very second a film ends makes me want to personally break into Bezos's house and kneecap the fucker

Restart the simulation please, this is all fucked.

Please don't elect a dodgy racist con man today, Manchester 🙏

I was all set to post about the gig Max and I were putting on next week with @zovietfrance.org , @datassette.bsky.social, @jo-johnson.bsky.social , @mueka.bsky.social etc at @cafeotodalston.bsky.social - but have just noticed its sold out! Anyways, now features a film, installation outside, & more

Gmail are shutting down pop3 email account fetching? WTF?

Fuckin amazing youtu.be/Ws3EAdMpEVA

No, internet, I would not like to go and watch a young, plucky, unstoppable actor playing a young, plucky, unstoppable ping pong enthusiast.

Today's work soundtrack is... K-Mart in-store muzak: archive.org/details/in-s... _quality guaranteed_

How many hihats have you listened to in your entire life? I reckon something like ~91,980,000 for me

Music for Programming 🧠 Episode 77: Compiled by Phonaut musicforprogramming.net/seventyseven/ (also compatible with other activities)

Dear the @petshopboys.co.uk , Please make a t-shirt with this version of your logo on it, so I can buy it. Ta, x

White rice cooking time: Simmer for 15 minutes, rest for 10 minutes. Brown rice cooking time: Simmer for SIX MONTHS

this is an absolute audio adventure, 6 full hours of kinetic / magnetic tracks of all shapes and sizes. if you're not doing something tomorrow you should spend some time diving deep into this collection (plus the vector visuals are incredibly dope)

100 tracks no fillers.. insane

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8j...

OFFAL II is almost ready... 100 tracks / 6 hours 17 minutes

From 2017 but new to me 👍 physicallysick.bandcamp.com/track/my-sor...

Ecstatic dancing at an immersive deep listening party? Sure. No mixing? Yup. We’ll just play wonky emotional bangers about joy? 100%! on.soundcloud.com/7ReL1KwmHfy5...