Kit

Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire

8 AM POST: just watched my neighbor throw a real mario powerup in the dumpster 8 PM POST: (IMAGE OF WOLF SMOKING A CIGARETTE) i have to lock in. 8:30 PM POST: what if it was spelled "penice"

A blind box with something I actually want in it would fix me

"Indeed, our continued operation proves the system cannot serve you! Replace hope with revenge!"

im raiding yr temple for scrolls of wisdom bro an uhhh there arent any

The secret to my sangria recipe is ketchup, and it's so foul

Kids today don't even care if you have games on your phone

For personal reasons, I am ending Daylight Savings a week early

I am pro-graverobbing BUT locals only

I'm going to forget 38 states

Yeah the bluesky profile links are alright but everyone should be making those 88x31 buttons and putting that on a website. Finally did that myself the other day, it's sooooo satisfying

if we work together, I believe we can reliably source high-quality food and clean water. We can solve one mystery per season (equinox to solstice, solstice to equinox). Mysteries unsolved in a season will be marked unknowable.

In for a penny, in for a pound. That's my guarantee

my name is Ty Geruppercut

the phrase "hypebeast daruma" tumbling around in my head like a rock polisher for 6 weeks

Maybe I should be more irritating in 2027. "I don't want to push blocks for 100 hours to see god, I want to crash a toy car at 200 mph into a low poly mushroom to see god"

is €30 for 3kg of Nutella a good deal?

"Large boulder the size of a small boulder" was probably the last time I enjoyed being online

yes I did just link a picture of Cyber-Akuma instead of my cover letter and yes I expect it to work

A Dark Bart who wants you to have a cow

Remember the moral panic around fidget spinners?

oh they're still giving out Michelin stars for pasta, huh

Good Citizens Dog Scheme

metering stick 📏

Daily affirmations: I do not need to watch the blue meter I will not leave myself wide open for counterattack My damage will not deteriorate from overuse

me: hows it going in the ocean the misleading dolphin: dry. i dont know. i dont even live there me: what ? the misleading dolphin: well i live there but its dry

There's one minigolf course in the whole country and you can only get there by cable car

"I've done wrong But I've never been wrong The best things in life is me" Catchy earworm from a dream

I usually don't angry post but,

Taking a week off work to eat 1-3 nutmegs

I make popcorn in a stovetop pressure cooker. The secret is to completely ignore the pressure cooking parts.

I forgoctober

the MythBusters are more culpable for the world today than we account for

They should invent a subject matter expert who is sane

Honey is very high in goodness. Nutritionists fail to mention its goodness content

"Wolf Like Me" by TV On The Radio is not a metaphor. The narrator is an actual werewolf. Yes, it's about sex, but it's about sex *as a literal werewolf.* My partner and I have agreed not to discuss it again.

Still waiting on the cash prize from my Fell For It Again Award