Dave Almighty

I’m of the mind the Galactic Council has sent us various gifts to test our worthiness as a species: Air Fryers Star Bars Moist bathroom wipes Dogs When we fully appreciate these boons we will be invited to an enlightened universal collective.

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Flavio Bolsonaro crying after losing the election. I hope that cheered up your day.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Just made my Mum some food, she’s not been very well. Pan fried Halibut basted in lemon butter and Miso on some stir fried rice noodles and veg. Think it is one of the best meals I’ve knocked up lately. Should’ve photographed it.

I mean, 11 games, 1 loss, 3 draws and 8 wins for a new manager rebuilding after last season is very under appreciated. Also, having Isak, Wirtz, Gakpo, Rio, Munoz, Hugo, Koumas, Barcola and Chiesa isn’t a bad front 9 is it? People are still blarting on about signings.

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That decision against Gravernberch is utterly bent. No foul, Liverpool on the break and it’s pulled back.

We have to sign Bed Red Ronnie. He’s just fucking brilliant. JJ, Ronnie and Barcola have been wonderful. Gakpo needs to be a bit better helping Kerkez. Wirtz has been bright as a button.

Liverpool: Ali Ronnie, JJ, Virg, Kerk Mac10, Ryan Gakkers, Flo, BB Isak Substitutes: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Tsimikas, Nyoni, McConnell, Endo, Koumas, Chiesa, Ngumoha First XI better get a big lead, the bench isn’t the Mae West.

Just filled a pita bread with bacon, cheese and crushed up potato croquettes (posh hash brown) then covered it in more cheese and wazzed it in the George Foreman - then added some chilli sauce. It was disgustingly nice.

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I don’t get the band: Blossoms. My nephew loves them. I’ve cut him off.

Bloke: what do you fancy for tea love? Lana Del Rey: ice cream soda pop cherry red popsicles meet me at the burger spot in your bright red Thunderbird Bloke: fucks sake

Why not just cancel Arsenal v Everton and just have the managers meet in the centre circle and watch Moyes hand over a ceremonial 3 points trophy. This game is never ever ever in any doubt. Everton will lose and Arsenal will take 3 points.

James Tallerico goes after Elon Musk on Twitter. 👌

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Please sign and share www.change.org/p/strip-matt...

Shout out to badass woman, Christina Ricci (Yellowjackets is good TV) She's gone after Rogan, Tate and the phonies who showed up at the Met Gala. One response to her comment said "Christina is forever THE GOAT" and they're right.

Matt Hancock went into a jungle to rehabilitate his public image. Do you think that will carry weight when he’s on D Wing in prison?

UK: "Government failures allowed COVID to 'spread like wildfire' in care homes, inquiry says" "The COVID pandemic "totally disrupted" the lives of people in care homes and had a "devastating impact" - there were more than 43,000 deaths involving COVID in care homes between March 2020 and July 2022"

What ally of the US detains our politicians and gets away with it with such impunity? None. Israel is a rogue and hostile nation to Americans. Americans are being killed, harassed and beaten there by the IDF and we act like it’s nothing. There is no other country that could get away with this.

Wait until the end, he kills it!

The White House official accounts are posting Down Syndrome slurs to attack journalists. These people are disgusting and morally depraved.

Re-reading “the name of the wind”. Two things, Pul, your finger out and finish book three. Should I skip the miserable bit just after the first terrible thing happens? It’s so depressing.

Oh the weather outside is shit So I will probably stay in for a bit Maybe I will trim my toes Or pick my nose, pick my nose, pick my nose

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www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... Boris Johnson needs to be charged with multiple manslaughter. If he was anyone else he would be.

Liverpool: Ali, Ron, JJ, Virg, Tsimi Nyoni, Ryan, Mac10, Rio, Koumas, Gakpo, Subs: Mamardashvili, Woodman, Gomez, Kerkez, Wirtz, Isak, Barcola, Chambers, McConnell, Danns, Laffey. He’s movin’ mad ting. Trust.

Why is Bluskys autocorrect so weird? Everytime I write “one” it changes it to OBE. It also changes “from” to “Frim”. Fuck you doin that for BlueSky.

Fontaines DC new album is wonderful.

@mark-carney.bsky.social What integrity and leadership looks like.

Are all the stat utilising Liverpool fans who are quoting Flos chance creating stats more appreciative of chances created or xA (expected assists)? Watch from 4:30. Flos xA is terrible. Which stat is more valuable: youtu.be/gJk4oJM9Dsg?...

Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowin' through the jazz mags in my mind Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowin' through the jazz mags in my mind

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That first Mbappe goal v Seville was beautiful.

This side would win.

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Ossoff: "Tech titans dig bunkers while warning us the AI they're creating risks human extinction. Meanwhile, our Congress debates youth sports and the president builds a ballroom ... I refuse to leave my girls a world as dark and dangerous and cruel as this one threatens to become"