Dave Lack

Less than two weeks in and my Yahoo Fantasy team is done. Soooo many injuries. Glad we just do it for "fun" and don't pay anything. On the bright side, I've got this little baby already locked up for the season.

Actually, Bolsonaro heard he can get a free flight to Rwanda just by coming to the US.

Vance's speechwriter just won a side bet in the office as to whether he could slip that in and get Vance to say it.

Wow. Recently striking California State Workers SEIU 1000 disrupted a lecture to HR managers throughout the state by CALHR boss Monica Erickson on “Navigating a Modern Workforce", where she presumably meant to do so by union busting with unfair negotiating practices. 👏👏👏

So if I want to seem popular here all I need to do is hold a virtual tea party?

How do you tear an MCL and not need surgery? Is it just a small partial tear?

Make a band edible: Death Cabernet for Cuties

I’m sure ICE will get right on that. 🙄

Hahahahahaha Just saw the dumbass “liberals are the new racists” commercial during the World Series because literal fucking nazis don’t like being called out on their privilege. Fuck all the way off, Karens.

The Sacramento Kings should hire the Valkyries defensive coach. 100% serious.

If any of my followers haven’t yet started watching WNBA games, you are missing out on as great a sports experience as any out there. These women are so talented.

it’s completely inexcusable that this wasn’t solved before the series started. you knew literal months ago that the W was taking a month off for FIBA and that the Finals had a very good chance of conflicting with the NBA schedule. it’s been a non-issue in San Francisco, why is this only Atlanta?

Didn’t realize Nicki Minaj was an aspiring mycologist.

Like military contractors they believe, “You are worth the value of what you can destroy”

This the kind of thing that absolutely 100% happens because the orange baby had a tantrum and ordered them to do it.

So since AI just “knows” and regurgitates what it has stolen, does that mean everything you “create” using AI will just be stolen by the next guy asking AI to do the same thing?

“Sorry W fans, we’ve been too busy getting in bed with prediction market and gambling companies to figure out how to let you play your playoff games.” -Adam Silver

Arrrgh. My multiview only shows four programs.

I’m reading this while still having Photoshop 7 installed on my computer

I will never understand “if you can’t beat them, join them” when it comes to poison.

Students at Cornell put up these signs.

(clearly not watching the Kings)

It's like every single time they are on defense they stand in no-man's-land too far away from the player at the three point line, but also too far away from the key to help inside. So either the other team gets a wide open 3pt shot, or a wide open lane to the hoop. It is infuriating.

Can the Kings please hire absolutely ANY coach that knows how to teach 3pt defense?

Did Monk cut his hair to make his weight target?

I would say, "Eff you, Vlade" again except the Kings would have traded Luka away by now anyway had they drafted him instead of Bagley.

Saturday Night Live writers

She will be White House Press Secretary in no time.

That pass was not very Purdy

Everyone knows the over-the-top faux ornate decorations in the Cheesecake Factory is part of an overall experience like at a theme park. The owners of the restaurant chain know this as well. The only one who doesn’t seem to understand how silly over-the-top ornateness looks is Trump.

Donald Trump is Ben McLemore.

BEGGING my fellow streamers to PLEASE stop using Tangia! I don't care if it makes for funny clips. Most voices on Tangia come from people who've very publicly said they don't want their voice taken from them this way. AI voices hurt ALL voice actors. You're better than this. Use other TTS.

I am VERY ready for this. youtu.be/UfNu7pcR0e8?...

This woman has been protecting a pedophile for so long she ended up looking like one.

OK, so that is the G-League starters. Who is starting for the NBA team?

Congress will get right on that right after the 92 other impeachable offenses.

4 NBA fantasy players out already with injuries or load management. 🤦

Super cool Birthday idea for theater kids. Teaching the girls a dance in between starring in “Six” as Catherine Parr on Broadway on a two show day.

Calm before the storm. About to have 7 middle school girls here for my daughter’s birthday party. Having Broadway Star Stephanie Jae Park do a Zoom in dance lesson between her two “SIX” shows today and then the girls will dance for parents and get “Tony Awards” Wife @karalack.bsky.social rocks