A.K.A. Ned Caratacus

A.K.A. Ned Caratacus

@daveyoufool.bsky.social

Daveyoufool. 38/He/him. Scp author. Mentally ill silly duck wizard from Hell. Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin

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Had a dream about Magic School Bus last night. Frizzle: OKAY KIDS! 😄 TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT THE SURFACE OF THE SUN! ☀️ MAKE MISTAKES! GET MESSY! (smash cut) Public Defender: No, really, I'm gonna need you to show at least a *modicum* of remorse here if you wanna - Frizzle: THEY'RE DEAD! 😄

The DYF Verdict on Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse: Visually impressive. Music is different, than what the series is used to, but still welcome. Gameplay-wise, it feels like more of a Blasphemous, but since I’m a fan of both of these series….

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its crazy how if you never use twitter ever again your self confidence literally goes up and you stop having to see gender takes from people who are miserable and hate themselves

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Ultima weapon. One was a sword whose blade sprang from its wielder's strength. The other was a monster born for destruction. #FF6

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Its now IX days until Final Fantasy Resonance with todays countdown art being down by FFIX Character Designer Toshiyuki Itahana

Finished SotET again. A bit troubled by the #eldenring community's general consensus of "Haha, screw the Hornsent, they all had it coming" -- my brother in Ranni, the ruling class were responsible for the Shaman Jar fiasco, that's no reason to send Hornsent SERFS to Shadow Impalement Hell.

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Leda, Blade of Kissinger: "They were never saints. They just happened to be on the losing side of a war." Lol okay, I wasn't aware SAINTHOOD was a requirement to avoid exile to the Fuckyouforeververse. Also, notice how the Inquisitors are still mucking about without any shadow curses?

Finished SotET again. A bit troubled by the #eldenring community's general consensus of "Haha, screw the Hornsent, they all had it coming" -- my brother in Ranni, the ruling class were responsible for the Shaman Jar fiasco, that's no reason to send Hornsent SERFS to Shadow Impalement Hell.

(Side note: would this make the Lands of Shadow Horny Jail? Questions for later.) Anyway, it's not the storyline I have issues with. (Though another main game ending or two would have been a nice touch!) Morally ambiguous shit is great to write about. All empires are built on mass graves.

It's just that I *hate* when fandom spaces start missing the point entirely and argue that some fictional genocides were totally okay. Especially with all the REAL WORLD genocide going on as we speak.

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(15/22) Maskfasting it is called. The ritual of a mystic gifting their beloved their mask. These pages were best paired together and much like Liv and Era I couldn't split them apart! #neverstone #daveyoufool #comic #myart

Bear down, Chicago Bears (That’s what a bear does when he takes a shit) Bear down, Chicago Bears For when the diarrhea doesn’t quit You knew you’d regret this fucking constipation Need some irrigation?

I’m so glad Klaus Kinski was never a guest star on the Muppet show. Kinski: ZE PEEG DENIES MEIN CHRISTHOOD! Miss Piggy: *SCOFF.* And just WHERE do you get off talking to *MOI* like that?! HIIIIY-Y— Frank Oz: Anyway, that’s how I lost my right hand…

If that Lars of the Stars spinoff is still happening, ten bucks says there’ll be an episode called “FINE, GEEZ” and it’s Lars straight-up killing one of the baddies, followed by providing a sworn and notarized affidavit from Steven saying this is sometimes okay.

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A thank you drawing for my wonderful friend Daveyoufool. His character Ernesto as a human ft. Rissa being deliriously insane about it. #myart #scpfoundation #SCPL001 #Ernesto #ErnestoAIC #RissaAIC #ErnestoDelawareGock #daveyoufool

It’s the most ironic shit to me that the guy who inspired Ebenezer Scrooge (John Elwes) was actually a really nice guy with lots of friends, but he was just… a complete fucking disaster when it came to taking care of himself vis a vis being so weird about spending money.

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This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

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We now have rigorous pooled data showing that even without active restoration efforts, cleared rainforest can rebound to 75% of their former species composition and 90% of species diversity within just thirty years. #goodnews

Open letter to A24: Dear Aytwennies, Two can play at that game. Sincerely, the guy who recently decided in private that he owns everything related to Midsommar effective immediately. #scp

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In a Fakemon kick as too many artists ignore later entries so have some Daveyoufool inspired Fakemon. SCP-2337 and SCP-L001 Respectively #myart #SCP #SCPFoundation #daveyoufool #SCP2337 #SCPL001 #azoc #drspanko

Well, now that my potential 10kcon entry turned out to be an L001, I suppose I’m our of energy for what I was going to submit to SIKE MOTHERFUCKERS SCP-1XXXX: The Wheel of Hermes, coming whenever 10kcon does, thematically think Ocean’s Eleven meets Smiling Friends, DYFverse no context required #scp