david alexander

A few years ago my mom gave me a TENS unit for at home use and i have finally gotten around to attaching some pads to my achey shoulders, hitting intensity+++++++ and seeing what happens

Still very much looking for someone in the chicagoland area to photograph an event in Andersonville on halloween any and all leads would be incredibly appreciated

We’ll livestream the reading too but we have the part covered. I kind of just want to get a bunch of disposable cameras and leave ‘em around but have been told “that is not enough” so now i am back here to cast a wide net

Still very much looking for someone in the chicagoland area to photograph an event in Andersonville on halloween any and all leads would be incredibly appreciated

Could a depressed do THIS?! (Start playing a runescape game for the first time ever at 35)

RuneScape dragonwilds lets me play by myself i love an mmolike with no other people

Hmmmm i forgot that when i hit a certain threshold/type of stress, my body keeps score (gives me canker sores on and under my tongue)

This morning’s anxiety is a mixture of not being able to breathe and intermittent intense waves of aggressive nausea 🤪

I should probably write my vows at some point, or do you think anyone at my wedding would notice if i did a spoken word avril lavigne and evanescence mashup?

What if i did a spoken word rendition of aly and aj’s potential break up song, as a bit?

I always forget to put a dishtowel on the handle of whatever pan i take out of the oven and now my fingers are once again paying the price

Maybe i could afford my subscription if y’all had ever acknowledged the marketing lackey position i applied for months ago, no one wants to send rejection emails anymore so you’re left wondering if they ever even saw it at all

Hashtag free feet wednesday - yesterday charlie accidentally dropped a bowl near my feet and i reflexively jumped back and landed in such a way that i kinda ripped my middle toenail out and i didn’t realize it until a few minutes later when i noticed it was actively bleeding drops onto the floor

Hashtag free feet wednesday - yesterday charlie accidentally dropped a bowl near my feet and i reflexively jumped back and landed in such a way that i kinda ripped my middle toenail out and i didn’t realize it until a few minutes later when i noticed it was actively bleeding drops onto the floor

Like i thought i just stubbed my toe a bit

If you actually want something to fail in today’s attention economy you have to actually ignore it, any name dropping or hate traffic is still a +1 to the metrics used to justify public interest

I should probably write my vows at some point, or do you think anyone at my wedding would notice if i did a spoken word avril lavigne and evanescence mashup?

I hope whoever left those three cans of beer i just saw/picked up/put in a recycling bin on the beach steps on broken glass next time they are barefoot also maybe i should start walking with hand sanitizer if this is a thing i’m gonna start doing

Like pick up your fucking trash you fucking trash

Never forget that is is a Moral Good to bomb your local data center