David M. Green

It's 5 years since the best thing I've ever written and will ever write aired on Mad As Hell

Great read. @newyorker.com How podcasts are changing comedy

Apple/Windows: New update! Me: Urgh what nice little thing that I’ve taken for granted for 15 years have they arbitrarily changed now?

Something my friends and I have been working on for the last 18 years

Mr President, Coco this Jamboo

Pauline Hanson and the sell outs who make that s*** cartoon can F right off

Today my wife said she was going to the gym. Instead she put on her gym clothes and ordered a pizza. I love my wife.

This is what I paid for my 4TB external hard drives from Officeworks: 2019: $144 2023: $138 2024: $184 Just saw the same one there today “priced to clear” for $270

“she has such absolute power in One Nation that becoming prime minister would be a downgrade, if anything, because right now she has so much power to organise resources & tell people to do this, do that,” the former staffer says. “Pauline’s such a fucking moron. I’ll say that in every point I make.”

It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.

The Terminator 2

My immediate thought was this first sketch. RIP Richard Morecroft

Great now I gotta get another new start word… Wordle 1,933 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Haven’t seen much TV lately but I’ve been enjoying watching the fireplace. We don’t use it but there’s a bird making a nest on the chimney and every now and then a new candy bar wrapper floats down.

U-matic. The 70s video tape format you’ve never heard of. Cheers to @flemishdog.bsky.social

What’s the matter with Wharfie?

Going by history, should be Port’s next year #afl

We do this every year

#RIP Angry Anderson, 79. The Rose Tattoo frontman, he wrote and sang the wedding song for Scott and Charlene on Neighbours. But for footy fans he will always be remembered for belting out Bound for Glory - from the Batmobile! - at the 1991 Grand Final. youtu.be/R0UAZlObzN4?...

thinking about the voluntary ratings on a small handful of early-90s DOS games

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

How to remove your VHS cassette’s reel lock mechanism to allow for rapid tape extraction with comical ease

You really can’t buy the publicity Joanna Wietrzyk has done for Hyrox. Advertising executives will be shitting themselves.

Another episode begins to form…

It’s really quite awful riding Melbourne’s old Comeng trains now. Many of them have a whining noise that just blasts constantly in the carriages. Just measured this one at 80dB

I’m more than happy to sign anything for fans. Photos, VHS tapes, binding financial agreements, death certificates, whatever

Words are very unnecessary.

Always happy to explain to Channel 9 viewers what a VHS tape is

Happy 50th birthday to VHS! First released in Japan on this day in 1976. #vhs

Does Bluesky have trending topics just for Australia or is it only worldwide? That’s something I miss about the old Twitter

Why hasn’t generative AI in advertising been banned yet? Just saw a pop up ad on YouTube for some Tai chi exercise thing that had “before” and “after” images of two AI women showing how much weight they apparently lost. These people don’t exist. How is this acceptable?

Hey wtf Roundcube webmail? You've taken away the old interface options? The new default layout sucks. Bring back the 'Larry' one that looks like Outlook

‘FPS - First Person Shooter’ is a great documentary about the history of the video game genre. The whole thing is on YouTube. Just watch the first 90 seconds. Such a cool intro 👌

70 years of A.I.

Great article

Well that’s a bit annoying… Wordle 1,899 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Watching free-to-air TV in Sweden vs. Australia

A lot of people seem to know about the Secret Harbour by-election

Wrote some sport jokes

Man if she fumbles this just 15 or 16 more times she might be in trouble…

Dang. I always liked Tim Curry. RIP

Yes we said that guy who was in Home Alone 2. FFS death, get it right.

What a talent and downright good person. RIP Dolly Parton

My favourite improvised fake ad from the recent season of OTT

Hey if you recently found me on one of those introductory lists, welcome! I also have a web series where I review VHS tapes, if you’re into that sort of thing

2000s problems

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