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Trump says he “doesn’t give a damn” about gas prices being high because the US is “making a fortune” from tariffs (which he still doesn’t understand or won’t admit are paid by American companies. The election should go swimmingly for Republicans!

New reporting uncovers that the White House intervened to shut down an investigation into the Epstein files. I’m SO SURPRISED to hear this

These may be the final days of Trumpism as a political force.

The more I read about JD Vance’s rise to power on the wings of Peter Thiel’s money, the more important it is that he never gets close to the 2028 nomination. He’s nuts, and dangerous.

Trump goes completely berserk on reporters

As I sat and watched a variety of the debates last night, I couldn’t help but ask myself…why are these Republicans candidates so terrible?

Is anyone out there NOT planning to vote? Please tell me why.

The polls are only real when Trump likes them

A number of theories are emerging about Trump’s growing obsession with Senator Jon Husted’s “ass” and “body.” 1. Gay disinhibition brought out by dementia 2. Authoritarian power move where he talks about people like objects 3. Trump sees politics like a beauty pageant 4. ???

Trump just announced we will win the Iran War very soon, potentially even tomorrow. (We’re about to enter the 9th month of this 2-3 week war, btw)

What planet is Trump living on?

A protester yelled “RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES” at JD Vance yesterday before being thrown out, and Vance suggested the guy was an illegal immigrant, knowing nothing about the guy other than he had slightly brown skin. Really remarkable stuff.

Donald Trump will have a completely calm, sober and introspective reaction to the November 3 midterm election results. Right?

Mike Johnson has officially entered conspiracy territory

A terrified Mike Johnson said on Fox in the last few hours that if Republicans lose the midterms, Trump’s presidency is over. He said it like it would be a bad thing 😂😂

Trump’s new Press Secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after 5 days. It was obvious from the first minute of her one and only press briefing that she would be fired.

A report from Axios explains that, in a final act of desperation over the forthcoming brutal losses Republicans are going to take, they are openly discussing “what about martial law?” Absolute lunatics.

Another night of DISASTROUS debates for Republican candidates. Can they truly not find anyone competent and normal to run?

Trump on Iran: "I don't know who the hell to deal with"

So Trump’s “attorney” Press Secretary never passed the bar, and is not really an attorney. She did, however, do a bunch of Beachbody MLM nonsense, so she has that going for her.

It’s hilarious when people defend crazy things they’ve said with “it’s my right to say it.” Dude, no one is questioning that it’s your right, the problem is what you said is nuts.

Trump is posting AI videos of him chasing a tiger as his party is collapsing around him and he faces a third impeachment. I guess it’s one approach!

Comparing first press briefings

Republicans had some absolutely disastrous debates last night. They have no accomplishments to run on, can't run on "being like Trump," and no ideas that anyone wants, so they don’t really have much they can do in these failed debate attempts. November 3 will be ugly.

I can’t imagine Trump’s new Press Secretary lasts longer than a month after that farcical fiasco today

At last night’s Trump rally, the crowd (and possibly also law enforcement) beat a female protester while Trump called her a “fat guy.”

New polling suggests Republicans might lose EVERYTHING in Ohio. This would mean bye bye to Vivek Ramaswamy and bye bye to Jon Husted.

Today Donald Trump starts a week of unhinged rallies which I’m sure will be REALLY HELPFUL to Republicans on November 3rd. Please, MORE RALLIES!

Who plans to watch the Trump administration’s televised public execution by firing squad?

It is stunning how one-sidedly bad last night’s debates were for the Republican candidates. They truly have selected some of the worst possible people to represent their party.

New report says that Trump’s tariffs are entirely responsible for stuff being more expensive. If only there were some upcoming opportunity to hold his party accountable for this.

Apparently, Trump saved the entire planet. Who knew?

Judging by Trump’s deranged Truth Social posts about James “Talafreako” and “Mohammed” El-Sayed, the reality of a brutal election destruction appears to be setting in for him.

Trump fell asleep in the Oval Office again today while a crazy lady ranted and raved next to him.

I’m starting to think we aren’t 2 weeks away from that healthcare plan being signed into law

Susan Collins gets absolutely torched in debate

Two of the worst candidates I have ever seen are Mike Rogers in Michigan and Ken Paxton in Texas. One already lost previously. The other got impeached by his own party, and Republicans looked at both of them and said 'yep, that's our guy.’

What would Fox News look like this morning if a Democrat had welcomed the killing of the residents of Houston and Salt Lake City at a rally last night? Hmm…

Before rehabilitating MTG, remember how we got here.

The problem with Trump’s NEW $5000 promise is that he’s already failed to deliver on the LAST $5000 promise, and the $2000 one as well. People just aren’t falling for it.

If the predicted food shortages start, how will they blame Biden? Or even better, maybe Barack Hussein Obama?

It’s absolutely nuts that Trump offering people $5,000 to vote for Republicans isn’t changing their minds. They either (rightly) hate this regime that much, or simply don’t believe there’s $5,000 waiting for them at the end of the rainbow. Remarkable stuff.

Absolutely BRUTAL jobs number for The Jobs President™

There’s a pattern here that’s hard not to notice

My new book became an instant New York Times bestseller yesterday. THANK YOU to everyone who helped with this project, including everyone who bought the book. We did it!

Trump’s big idea on AI is “self-regulation.” Welp, guess that’s that!

New poll has Dems +16 in a generic Congressional ballot. This COULD be a bloodbath

Today we enter month 8 of Trump’s 2-3 week war with Iran, btw.

Twenty-six articles of impeachment. And that’s only the beginning.

This is insane. My new book has hit #957 on Amazon out of the 40 MILLION books that they sell. amzn.to/4oBaSEt?r=lp...