The Wizard of WTF?

The Wizard of WTF?

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Okay, so the wife's phone got the alert, right on two. The tradie doing the bathroom tiles got it too 3 minutes later - still waiting on mine. 14 minutes and counting.

So the cat has returned from the Hyperthyroid Clinic after radiation therapy. Still "glowing" at around 2 micro sieverts at a meter. Awaiting the super powers to manifest but so far only hunger and a demand for attention. Such is life...

Blue Velvet, 1986 is one of the few David Lunch films I'd previously only seen on video (VHS in the good ol' BlockBuster days). My recollection was scant, limited to a few scenes of Isabella Rossellini, song renditions and an unconvincing animatronic bird at the end (I tend to notice such things).

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Transferring all my old VHS tapes to digital is kinda relaxing (even for those I have on DVD/Blu-ray). Also I'm getting to see the trailers they added at the end of the films. Trailers for movies I'd never heard of and can guarantee I'll never see. . . Unless they do a Rifftrax cover #RIFFTRAX

So IPrimus are discarding their email service with less than a months notice leaving users having to sign up to another paid service to maintain (fingers crossed) the existing account? #IPrimus #IprimusAU - very poor service that's gong to screw a lot of people over.

I've been going through video tapes (yes actually VHS tapes) retrieved last year when helping to clear a garage from Canberra. So far mostly boring stuff recorded from TV but occasional "gems" like, 'Ancient Prophecies' Has some amusing disclaimers at the start:

"The people appearing on camera are not necessarily experts and are expressing personal opinions only", which means these people don't know what they're talking about so don't blame us if you fall for the crap they say.

and "Although significant opposing viewpoints exist, they are not included", which means no one with actual expertise would lower themselves to appear so we're just going to talk shit in the emotionally manipulative way that the gullible can feast their egos on. Oy

I remember back in the good old #UNIX days a logon treat of random trivia, listing things like the collective names for obscure things (where I learned of a murder of crows). Does anyone remember what the function was called and is there a Linux equivalent? Just feeling nostalgic. Feeling my age.

Confirmed that I will be retiring May 1st (as if you care) and now happy at the thought of never having to fill another fucking time sheet as long as I live. Life will now be filled with a different type of boredom.

So the summer solstice has come and gone once more. Hardly worth mentioning. Curiously in this hemisphere we celebrate the days getting shorter. As I think on this I ask myself if those three ghosts are going to annoy me again this year. When are they going to take the hint and fuck off for good?

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