David Vienna

The doc is absolutely still in theaters, and will remain so if people support it. Find a theater here:

Just in time for Halloween, we've got a new episode of our horror podcast Barren. Jam it in your earholes!

I like planned obsolescence, but only when it comes to people.

Your freedom of speech has been privatized and so has global safety... for now.

Happy No Kings Day to all who celebrate.

😆 but also 😢

I'm helping my son with a school essay and he said, "I like working with you because it's like using ChatGPT without cheating."

Shane Gillis says he likes to push boundaries, which is exactly what every bigot claims when they get called out for being a bigot. So, he's not even original. He's just Andrew Dice Clay with less hair.

Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

I can think of a select group of people whose public executions I’d prefer to live stream.

Six months ago:

I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours.

Actors may not want to weigh in on politics but I assure you politics will be weighing in on the entertainment industry

"In response, some Democratic candidates have moved closer to Republican positions on transgender participation in women's sports and gender-affirming care for minors." www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Trump said it’s OK for Iran to take out LA or San Diego. Ever heard a sitting president say it was OK to strike any US city? That makes him a terrorist, right? www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...

*Morrissey voice* “Clown in a cornfield, I know, I know it’s serious.”

Illustration by @jayfosgitt.bsky.social

Media outlets are repeating the mistakes of the last election by breathlessly reporting on Dems slim lead instead of investigating why their lead isn’t substantially larger.

I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...

If you saw the "Mr. Cool" episode of Silver Spoons when it first aired, you are currently at the age when standing from a sitting position comes with a greater than 50% chance you'll involuntarily and audibly fart.

Scored new art for our living room.

Just now on Instagram, I scrolled past 26 posts before I reached one that wasn’t an ad or AI. Instagram is useless.

I’m at the doctor’s office waiting room and a woman just walked in dressed exactly like Mario (overalls, red shirt, red hat) and she has a cockatiel on her shoulder. You needed to know this.

If journalist hadn’t lost their teeth years ago they’d be bringing down this presidency over far less than being kicked out of the White House rather than whining about it from an ivory tower in New York.

Job interview at the FBI…

Hey, LA people. This movie is showing at the Laemmle in NoHo Oct 2-8. You should see it because it’s amazing, but also because a couple of my awesome friends are producers on it.

Trump is the Lee Harvey Oswald of buildings.

BREAKING: The Hong Kong Cavaliers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

After the Emmys, I feel totally justified for hounding people to watch Widow’s Bay from day one.

I want to go on record as saying Jack Dorsey bowed to profit over patriotism. Not a surprise, just want to make sure we don’t forget ALL of the villains when we’re rounding them up.

TIL the white suit worn by the slasher Little Death in "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" is called a unionall and is typically worn by funeral home staff when handling particularly messy bodies.

"Why doesn't the film look just like the comic?" I don't know. Why don't my bath towels look like a stained glass window? Probably because they're two totally different things.

I do not mean this as an insult, but Elizabeth Holmes looks like she escaped from a 1980s Don Bluth movie.

I know things seem awful right now, but they are.

Grocery Bagger: *grabs my shopping bag* Everything that'll fit? Me: Oh, hey, thanks. Grocery Bagger: ... Me: ... Grocery Bagger: ... Me: I thought you said you like my fit. Grocery Bagger: ... Me: ... Grocery Bagger: So, uh...? Me: Yeah, that works.

"He relies on me, he needs me. And it’s feels good to be needed by him in ways my parents never did."

Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.

When you find my body, please make sure my dog knows it’s her fault for leaving that chew toy in the middle of the floor.

Welcome to the 1980s. Everything is beige. Welcome to the 2020s. Everything is gray.

I’m at an Avenged Sevenfold concert. I haven’t seen this much black clothing since the Johnny Cash impersonator convention.

Post your getaway vehicle(s)

Just got blocked by a MAGA dumbass on Tumblr because I went scorched earth on him.

We may never determine the percentage of MAGA social accounts that are bots. But, I don't think the distinction matters. Even human MAGAs have proven themselves ridiculously easy to program.

The father, the son, the holy spirit, an 8-ball and $2 million.

My wife couldn't remember the title "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma," so she called it "Killer Lesbian Camp."

Surprise, everyone! I, too, am actually a Robin Hood movie.

"Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" is so far my favorite movie of 2026. Jane Schoenbrun is a goddamn mad genius, who weaves horror tropes, nostalgia, humor, pop culture, and deft camerawork into a story ultimately about sexual awakening.

Natalie Harp is what happens when MAGA becomes sentient.