Doctor Lexus

If fucking over Bill Maher is Trump’s last act before it happens, at least he’ll have done something useful on the way out

www.cnbc.com/2026/10/20/t...

I reckon I’ll celebrate just as hard when IT happens for Elon Musk

So Trump's fuel deal with Russia means if Ukraine attacks any refineries, Trump will consider that an attack on US attacks? Amirite?

Trump just invited foreign adversaries to rain fire on two US cities, saying he doesn’t give a stuff. How the hell isn’t the No Kings rallies a once a week thing? It’s been proven time and time again that just 3.5% of the population peacefully protesting stops this shit

AI won’t kill us all, not directly anyway. It’ll be some idiot to making a fatal decision based on an AI hallucination.

What a disappointing, simpering suck up. Be more like Carney, FFS. #auspol

Furry Bureau of Intercourse

Reminds me of "Death Becomes Her" where they're just held together by makeup at the end.

IT’S HERE! Out custom-engraved bottle of champagne is chilling as we speak! #WhenItHappens

BOSTON…😕 ✈️

Now that it's a US territory, send all of ICE there to protect it from immigrants. *they don't get any ships or anything.

Mitch McConnell has recovered enough to be pronounced dead at home

See you in court, creep.

Please be today. It’d be nice to get some Cava instead of Champagne.

#booksky

The man asking to be America's top intelligence officer can't solve a mystery which has 81 million witnesses.

RFK, the man in charge of making us "healthy" again, now has Americans avoiding... salad, due to "explosive diarrhea". If that isnt this entire fucking administration in a nutshell I don't know what is.

28 years of cyclosporiasis testing Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. All are back because of this science denying administration.

I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.

He’s under sold it if anything

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

What he’s saying here is ridiculous, as per. But I also can’t get over the fact he still seems to equate asylum seekers with mental asylums. I also have a hunch he thinks the reflecting “pool” should look like a swimming pool. Dumb (with a b! 😉) as fuck

Today, Pauline Hanson complained about people who have difficulty speaking English. Luckily, her speech provided the perfect example for anyone wanting to learn the language.

The problem for Pauline Hanson is not being interrupted by a descending banner, it’s that the message on the banner is factually correct. #auspol #npc

It’s a nice shade of Dunning-Kruger Green

His mouth breathing acolytes will just think it's a good thing

Iran knows a Strait beats someone not playing with a full deck.

Sir, a second child has fallen into a silverback's enclosure

There should be an investigation into whether the primary was rigged, but get the Democrats to call for it

Niche

I could not have said it better!!!❤️💯

When they swap it without asking

Looks like Kimmel touched a nerve. Call me crazy, but I think touching kids is exponentially worse.

Quiet, piggy

He's heard how much celebration there'll be with Trump's eventual demise. He can only work his way to second place even with these hot takes.

Weekend at Donny’s

If you gleefully fuck around, then good luck getting pissed off about the finding out

RUIZ: Bloomberg reports that Trump & the WH have benched you because you're making the president look bad RFK Jr: That's not true RUIZ: I think the reporting is correct. You're making the president look bad. You talked publicly about snorting cocaine off a toilet bowl seat. Your words, not mine.