dcp9k

my wife makes me a pervert

repetition is one of the mother sauces of comedy

im green with good envy. its a good thing. it literally is.

i wanna meet pat flynn BADLY

thats my name, wear it out PLEASE

playtime mentality

this sick son of a mama makes ytp the old-fashioned way and basically, that’s amore

(to the tune of seven nation army) im gonna suck him off! share a night of loooove he wont soon forgeeet

the world is just in need of some ten dollar rebates

i actually have a very wet sense of humor

getting an eye booger in your eye is like your eyeball tasting something really sour

rubber chicken. nothing funny about it. it mocks food and animals. gods gifts

like the ancient hawaiians always said; never FUCK a DONUT you found in the dark little mahalo cuz

let me set the record gay

everyones always saying oh ive got fomo ive got fomo. not me. i dont fear missing out. i enjoy it. ive got HAPPINESS of missing out. call me MR HOMO!!!

fuck marry kill: fuck, marry, and kill. id fuck kill, marry fuck, and kill marry

gotta piss out of my dick (stand in front of the urinal for 20 minutes because it takes that long for liquid pee to make it from the top of my dicky to the bottom)

just got done in the bathroom. was toiletmogging and shitmaxxing. deadass squirtgooning.

this just showed up on my homepage everyone go tell this guy his lizard rocks youtu.be/xW_Ra_j5NaE

wtf who put a dick in my pants???

had a dream i uploaded an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind ytp and it got thousands of views in 10 minutes

anyways nick check this fucking shit out

they took da views away

my early ones are bad. theyre also to this day the most popular videos on my channel. its a real curse.

theyre calling it “da holy grail fit”

my new characters for pokemon wind and wet…. its venusaur z and blastoise w (the w stands for water wind and waves.) THey look freaking epic sauce if i do say so myself and i think game freak will be using them very soon!!!!