Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool

Mountain Doodle-Dew

"Sometimes, the ask is for billionaires to consider donating a percentage of their net worth, a cheap commitment if it helps kill a 5 percent tax." We used a weath tax...to destroy the wealth tax.

For the wages of sin is death, but the federal minimum wages of sin haven't increased since 2009. Also, the inflation-adjusted gift of God (eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord) has decreased to 400,000 years of life in Joseph Smith.

I drunkenly yelled "I LOVE YOU BECK!" at Beck Bennet on the street after an SD Comic Con panel. He looked back at me derisively, and I was embarrassed and mollified.

How many women do you think Vivek Ramaswamy took advantage of when he was a frat boy? #PhiBetaKappa

I miss the days when it was considered naughty for a president to chuckle with milk executives about price fixing. We're so far beyond that that our president's former lawyer is taking fifty million dollars to buy pardons for a billionaire from a country whose leader we black bagged to steal oil...

Today we all decided to call him AES, apparently. I don't hate it.

I don't think anyone has come to terms with the wild ride Ezra Klein has been on. He had Jensen Huang on where the NVIDIA (pronounced en-viddyah, NOT nih-viddyah) guy glazed AI and shit on haters. Then he had Bill Gates on, who proceeded to completely shit on AI corps' 'self regulation'.

Hey you good ones

Oh shut [the fuck] up

1/2 Scaramucci = 1 Zacharia

Absolute perfection. No notes.

30 years from now, we should get another auteur director to recreate Noah Hawley's remake of Alien. Meticulously remake every piece of the recreation. Add three *more* Aliens, for fun. Make the android reveal even *more* subversive and unexpected! Hahahaha what are we even doing

The LA Lakers are named for Minnesota's ten thousand lakes. The LA Dodgers are named for the NYC subway dodgers. The LA Chargers are named for San Diego power generation. LA is sus

At this rate, Gavin Newsome is going to defeat JD Vance in the 2028 Republican primaries.

It's been a long time. We shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to.

Why doesn't the UAE take back control over the Strait of Hormuz? They're right there and they have trillions of dollars.

I WAS FUCKING JOKING YOU IDIOTS

Livestream the firing squad execution you cowards. Show us the bloody might of our high-testosterone America and its righteous justice! I'm dreaming of a RED Christmas!!

"The aforementioned production notes given to critics include a politely worded request not to ostensibly spoil “Digger” by revealing some of the twists — which I assume means that they don’t want me to write that the..." 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Thanks, Manohla Dargis. You dolt.

Mind-boggingly, this is the first massive internet scam most art students see through and most engineers don't.

Review website but you have to film yourself giving the review. I must see some of these people.

It must feel weird to be a dog or a cat. Your entire body is scalp.

I need more news about "The Hamptons" and about "Martha's Vineyard". Those words evoke deep place memory in all of us, don't they, folks? Back when we were all Kennedy children basking in our generational wealth. Back when playing lacrosse *meant* something.

Senators taking a break from regulating college football to misapprehend college basketball is exactly the reason I put my full faith and trust in our current Government.

Gaines Loses - the headline was right there for the taking.

Make conflict gold great again!

I believe I can fly. I belive I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day.

This move has been shown like fifty times during the broadcast. It is nearly as Texas cringe as that cool move hosing the field with urine.

Jeff Bezos should make Chris Pratt the next James Bond. David Ellison should make Chris Pratt the lead CNN anchor. Just burn it all down.

Professor X, formerly known as Professor Twitter.

Long Beach Subtitled Allstars

"If you think about it, Texas is America's India. Or India is Asia's Texas, geographically speaking. And spiritually? Spiritually, American India's Indians *are* the Indians--the Native Americans, the gurus of our continent. We..." -Matthew Mcconaughey having a stroke.

"low unemployment, relatively strong growth numbers and a booming stock market..." Give everyone one dollar to work one hour a week: zero unemployment! Give four companies four trillion dollars: growth! Give four companies four trillion dollars to give everyone one dollar a week: number go up!

Voting for the "best likely opponent" is not how voters should make decisions in a primary election. Voting for someone who shares my values and supports policies that I agree with doesn't make it all about ME. That's just how voting works.

We're due for another Format War

The 2A guys used to claim it was the main backstop for protecting 1A. Well...?

Mark Carney? Does he eat meat or work at a state fair?

I will oppose Presbyterian athletes playing in Christian sports if it risks safety or fairness.

I first heard this song at a bar in Vancouver watching Winds of Winter, the season 6 finale of #GoT. It remains one of my favorite compositions of all time. #djawadi music.youtube.com/watch?v=60xr...

Living for more info on the CIA gold bars guy www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/u...

My friends and I said this exact same pledge in March 2024!