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Zero juice. Completely washed. Just listlessly playing the greatest hits wishing it was 2016 again

logged into an old twitter burner account, they must getting desperate over there

Why is bassnectar the butt of so many jokes online? I’ve never heard anything by them and only know them from people posting about them

Baseball is so cool

sparing a moment for all the medieval warriors slain because they didn't stretch properly, pleading to god in the half second before getting their head stove in by ordo of mainz because at the critical moment they came up short with a yanged hammy

Spank it Jarrod 👀

Failing is really belting out his background vocals lately (complimentary)

You’ve gotta be kidding me

$15 bucks because it was dusty in a garage

butwhy.gif

I know there’s no way that every guy who post shitty opinions for a living also has one of the worst speaking voices you’ve ever heard, but the evidence in favor of it keeps accumulating.

I hear this guy likes to play in between the rest of the band

LEAKED VIDEO: James Dolan telling Knicks employees about their championship rings

I posted about it when it happened but my wife’s company was a major sponsor of the World Cup, and they sent an email to all employees saying there would be a ticket lottery for a bunch of games and that ended up being a fake phishing email

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

she’s a beaut

New fb marketplace pickup, previous owner had it for 15 years and i guess never realized there’s plastic over the pick guard. Worth the price just to be able to peel it off tbh

you could have crudely photoshopped this together and used the actual guy that trump talks about wanting to fuck instead of some generic 22 year old and it would have actually been funny

sampling the strange and exotic cuisine of the shoprite prepared foods section from a few towns over instead of my usual store

Ok but if Steve IS a foot guy this is the new best day of his life

It’s cybersecurity awareness month at work so every few days I’m getting helpful emails with CSAM in the subject line

6yo made this little paper cylinder/crown thing with the four major holidays

I love these dumb videos where a guy cooks on a rock in the woods and uses the most absurd shaped knives

have this on in the background while I work, crazy that sarah taught herself bass during covid