Deborah

Finished this commission this week…the gorgeous, very furry, ‘Hermoine’. Pastel on Pastlemat.

New work…pink cockatoo, pastel. Thanks to Dean Quinlivan for the reference.

Not only does Ginger know she's a cat, she also knows she's the queen.

Sound on 😽🤍

I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”

“He’s behind me, isn’t he.” “Yep.” “Is he making that stupid face?” “Yep.”

"Morning, Jim!" "Hey, Tom."

this is like the time i got a new label maker

Me at work when they're looking for people to do overtime.

Not sure how to end this chapter. 📸 aliceontheissue

Can I trust this guy with my bags? 📸 Hood75Jj

Legendary Hawaiian singer Don Ho had a lesser known sister named Heidi. Heidi Ho.

I really enjoy seeing cats used as “for scale” props.

it is best to find out early who can and cannot be counted upon when the robot uprising begins

McGovern: "You are literally taking food off kids' plates to buy Elon Musk another yacht. I guess he's getting a good return on his campaign donations ... this is not policy. This is theft."

"Let's go over this one more time." "I know what-" "ONE MORE TIME." "Fine." "What is it you're looking for?" "A garbage bag." "In which room?" "The kitchen." "What do you do when you find it?" "Bring it to you here." "I'm counting on you, Tim."

“Hello, fellow chickens.” “Nice try, narc.”

He’s walked under a ladder Told his wife to calm down Saw a face in the sewer And talked to the clown He once finished a meal And swam right away He once met Chuck Norris And pointed out the toupee He’s taken expired Advil And torn tags from a bed He’s

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.

My wife said I am pretty. Well the whole sentence was “you’re pretty annoying “ but I’m focusing on the positive.

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe.

Tina is back in stock in the USA. Really messed up our launch as sold out in 2 days. You can order anywhere in the world now again… lnk.to/TinaTheDogWh... Every penny I make goes to helping dogs. 🙏 for the number 1 spot

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.

Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer

Motown implies the exsistence of Larrytown & Curlytown

“I figured out who the killer is. I could go to the police, but instead I’ll confront the killer alone in an isolated place without telling anyone where I am.” -TV show characters

Drennon Davis and one of his four Business Cats… 💙💙💙

Working Class Hero Pastels #portraiture #art #realism #pastels #portrait #drawing

try telling it some knock knock jokes

New collar… who dis?!?!? 😍💜 Sweet baby still has zero apps. Please consider reposting 💜 www.luckypuprescuesc.com #sterling #fosterpup #AdoptDontShop

50/50 Self Portrait Pastels on UART Paper #art #selfportrait #portraiture #pastels #drawing

seems like there’s got to be a better way to let them know

Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.

Do you think Not-So-Plain-Jayne is dreaming about being an Olympic high diver? 🏅 Look at that perfect tuck form - paws in, chin down, absolute concentration. She’s mid-spin in the feline finals, about to score a perfect 10 from the judges. Or maybe she's just dreaming about shrimp. 🍤 Hard to say.

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“Ish ishin uh ih ooksh ike.”

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not an actor.

"Excuse me. My eyes are up here"

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours…

Brothers Rupert and Nigel Halsey, along with schoolmate Graham “Cubby” Cubbington, formed the legendary Manchester power pop trio Alpaca Suitcase in 1987.

“Supercuts?” “How’d ya know?”

Time for John Mulaney and “There’s a horse in the hospital” youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU

He’s upgrading your RAM.