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We got flying cars before #GTA6

@rbreich.bsky.social @meidastouch.com votes from fake counties*

www.instagram.com/reel/DdAirWk... They used fake ciunties and data swapoed the mail in and early voting to votes for Trump. You should have contested, not conceded. @kamalaharris.com @democrats.senate.gov

Even my cat thinks this is stupid ...

Seems like this should be a bigger deal. 🤷🏼 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

A couple of weeks ago, a "service dog" jumped on me and skinned the back of my heel with its nails. The lady didnt even stop. Nobody asked if i was ok or apologized. Fuck service dogs.

The President of the United States is a liar.

A friend Jessi posted this and just.... 🤌 no notes.

Somebody said the only safe vegetable to eat is Mitch McConnell and I spit out my drink...

gif of your mental health

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Military families and service members are now describing horrific conditions across MULTIPLE ships: human waste flooding bathrooms, virtually no food, water or soap, months without port calls, exhausted crews, and no end in sight. This crisis is far bigger than just the Lincoln.

Downtown Clown Town I dunno why but my brain goes straight to pound town. Anyone else? #hhn #halloweenhorrornights

They arent even trying anymore...

Why are the shissing disease vegetables only being sold where poor people and immigrants eat? Fast food and walmart...

Upon leaving, we put on our KN-95 masks to prevent respiratory disease from wildfire smoke. Then we walked past the newly-installed concrete barricades, added to prevent another antisemitic terrorist attack. For dinner, we made sure to avoid any salads or leafy vegetables. #America2026

Cyclospora < shissing disease

I miss vegetables. CDC and FDA being defunded by Elon Musk really ruined our lives.

Goddammit

Hubby just asked where I wanted the new toilet roll. I thought " lucky for you, its a no-brainer" Seriously... how about ON the TOILET ROLL HOLDER IN BOTH BATHROOMS. YOU KNOW, WHERE WE USE IT.

"Man" asked me how to make ham and cheese on a croissant when given croissants, sliced ham and sliced cheese. Wonders why I am not turned on by this...

So my house AC compressor has been dead since Friday. Its 89 inside the house and climbing... fixed today if the rain holds off a few hours.

For fuks sake. I'm trying to tame an acrocanthosaurus and so far Ive accidentally keeled 6 of the damn things. Why can't we just have normal tames?

Someone could get hit by lightning at the white trash house lawn boxing match.... just sayin

Purely hypothetical question for the men: You end up at Little Caesars. Your wife didn't know you were going there and said she already ate. How many bags of Crazy Bread do you bring her?

How would you feel if your son was taken into a private "massage" room by a billionaire? Oh, now you get it...

Critics: He-Man isn't funny enough... Actual quotes: "HE FISTS BAD GUYS" "Did he just call us butt worms." "GIVE EM HEAD RAM MAN!" Teela: "Is this what people from Earth wear?" Adam: "No, actually."

I know you hate Leto but you get to see him get his ass kicked and the portrayal of Skeletor is actually not bad. It's a good balance of serious and funny. Everyone is so fucking phenomenal in this movie, you're doing youself a disservice if you don't go see it. It's so good. #HeMan

Go see HEMAN! ITS SO GOOD!!

Trump wants to use millions in national park entry fees to fund his vanity projects — including a $1.6M fireworks show and a $5M White House helipad. This comes after he made huge cuts to the NPS budget. We should be preserving our national treasures for future generations, not neglecting them.

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Happy Jurassic June! @strangebirdart.bsky.social and I shared fun facts and stories about our favorite dinosaurs in 2024 on See Jurassic Right and here’s a compilation of all six episodes plus our special announcement for 2026! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

In a world where tech bros want to place all the blame on us for using our smart phones, nobody points out that a huge amount of the computing in this country is for the mass surveillance our government does- watching us use our smartphones.

I'm gonna need EVERYONE to dig deep and piss off Trump as much as you can. I want him raging. I want a full crash out. Come on Americans. I KNOW you can do this. Do it for the children and everyone's future.

We are just one ass ass in ation publicity stunt attempt "gone wrong" away from world peace and a functioning government...

The MAGATS are not done with their stupidity yet...

We should celebrate memorial day by hauling around our president in a hearse. Clots and prayers

He just insured that he can just do tax crimes with no consequences.

I don't need or want my sewing table to fold up and tuck away. I want a real wood solid big honkin thing w drawers to store all my notions. I'm so tired of pressed cardboard furniture.

CAT LADY... My babies mean more to me than anything in the whole of existence, but if they don't stop fighting over this banana (that they have 3 of), I'm gonna lose it. CAT INCOMING!!!! #CATTAX

Raskin: "It doesn't give me a lot of comfort that Todd Blanche is now the acting AG. This is the guy who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell from the higher security prison to the low security prison camp in Texas."

Virginia just passed an assault weapons ban, sending it to Governor Spanberger — who has said she’ll sign it. The law would prohibit the sale, transfer, and manufacture of semi-automatic centerfire rifles and high-capacity magazines starting July 1.

Rubio forgets he's not white...again