Dede Crimmins

Seems like a good day to migrate this.

We’ve got FADE TO BLACK tomorrow night at the Chicago Drafthouse. Join us! drafthouse.com/chicago/even...

Happy National Black Cat Day from Agatha and Cora!

Treehouse of Horror 37! Nearly as old as Homer himself.

Comments on latest review called me both a “pompous blowhard” and a “pretentious twat.” I was also misgendered quite a few times, which somehow got “bitch” left out of the mix, for once. I’m counting that as a win!

Hey, I wrote this! Also, the way the film argues against the use of AI is different than you might think 😉

Hey, I travelled to Dallas and wrote this!

More of this, please.

Just when I thought it was dystopian enough around these parts.

Paramore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE

Season 38 of THE SIMPSONS started last night. I’m not going to say it was a great episode, but there are legit gems in every single season. So I’m sticking with them, like they’ve stuck with me.

This is very different than what comes to my mind when I hear “day drinker”.

Fantasia ‘26 Short Film Reviews: “BORN OF WOMAN” block never fails to amaze and impress.

Season 33 of The Simpsons has a full episode homage/parody of GET DUKED, and I feel like we should be talking about this.

Hey, I wrote this!

That’s generous.

Me (as the wee baby) and @fionacrimmins.bsky.social in a “Ms” shirt, around 45 years ago. So yeah, you could easily say I’ve never lived in a world without the daily presence of Gloria Steinem.

Hey, I wrote this!

I am fundamentally confused by being the only negative review of PENNY LANE IS DEAD on Rotten Tomatoes as of today.

Enough, already.

September is nearly upon us, and @dedecrim.bsky.social and I have got five Weird Wednesdays at the Wrigleyville Drafthouse. I am outrageously excited for these shows. Up first on 9/2: WAY BAD STONE, an SOV fantasy epic made by Florida LARPers in the early 90s! drafthouse.com/chicago/even...

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Convenient of them to release this (and for CNN to post this) the same day that the Starbucks union is calling for a boycott.

Hey, I wrote this!

Welcome to the inner circle!!

Conservatives: You want what!?!?! Mental Health Care? For being a solider!?!? MAN UP! Also conservatives: Seeing Charlie Kirk meet the inevitable result of his words makes me eligible for moneeeeee!

Am I completely overthinking the realization that the theatrical version of IT ENDS is two minutes longer than the festival version? Yes, yes I am.

Still a few tickets left for TRUE STORIES tonight at the Chicago Drafthouse ! drafthouse.com/chicago/even...

Today’s my anniversary with @onetailatatime.bsky.social and I’ve now been volunteering with rescue dogs in Chicago for 3 years. If you’ve ever thought about volunteering with rescued pets. Do it. Do it tomorrow or next week. It’s joyful for me and dogs seem to like it too. (Chad here is available)

Observing #InternationalCatDay with my little old ladies: Agatha and Cora.

The @ruemorguemag.bsky.social website just got a major upgrade! Happy my review of NAMESLESS out of @fantasiafestival.com is one of the first things up there. rue-morgue.com/fantasia-26-...

Aww, @clintworthing.bsky.social! It is sweet of you to shout out me and @joelipsett.bsky.social in your wrap up!!

Hey, I wrote this!

The number of people who think my name is pronounced “Deondre” is more than you might think. Well, it is more than I would think, at least.

CLOCKWATCHERS seemed like an appropriate pick for the week I return to the office after leaving Fantasia. Join us! Chicago Drafthouse tonight. drafthouse.com/chicago/even...

Hey, I wrote this! Always a pleasure to talk monsters with Larry.

I swear, the Born of Woman shorts block at @fantasiafestival.com is one of the most reliably incredible film programs every year.

I'm up in Montreal for @fantasiafestival.com this week, but you all in Chicago really should go to the Drafthouse tonight to see @tomorrowromance.bsky.social host THE STRANGE COLOR OF YOUR BODY'S TEARS. It is freaking incredible, especially on a big screen. drafthouse.com/chicago/even...

This is a promise, not a threat.

First review out of @fantasiafestival.com! This was good ’n gross.

Oh, by the way, I’m at @fantasiafestival.com

For anyone curious about current air quality in Chicago, here’s a comparison of today vs the usual.

I’ve been informed that “AI slop” is losing its meaning. Not sure how that’s true, but it’s a good reminder that “swill” is also sitting right there.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

(Comic book Guy voice) Best. Koozie. Ever.