Deermocracy

Love this for them. Billions and billions of dollars to Jared Kushner and Trump’s meme coin and investment pledges. The Houthis capture a port and block their oil shipments The Houthis that Trump was just bombing last year. Just give Trump a call he’ll help out! Nope. Get fucked. 😂

Guess what day it is

I remember the day in Trump’s first term when he tweeted that Kim had agreed to denuclearize. His supporters were hailing him as a genius and running victory laps celebrating his negotiating prowess. Only for it to come out a few hours later that Kim only agreed to denuclearize if the US did too…

Did you guys know his full legal name was Charliehorse Kirkland-Signature?

Trump’s got the White House Lawn looking like Krabby Land

Lol I bet TV executives are pulling their hair out watching a talent like Colbert do PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION and they can’t scoop him up without little Donny’s FCC threatening to revoke their broadcasting license.

Netanyahu: We did it, Donald! We saved the people of Iran from a despotic regime!

Don’t fuckin’ kill yourselves, guys. You’re gonna miss the next Elder Scrolls game…

Mike Tyson to overweight Americans for no reason in the middle of the superbowl: “You fuckin dithgust me”

Rip in piss Scott Adams It’s honestly bewildering that perfectly portrayed the depressing realities of office life and the glaring shortcomings of corporatism and work culture while being a conservative who held no left-leaning political opinions or any real criticism of capitalism at all.

90s kids: Damn, remember Hey, Arnold? 2000s kids: Damn, remember Ed, Edd n’ Eddy?? 2010s kids: Damn, remember Adventure time? 2020s kids: Damn, remember Elsa and Pregnant Spiderman Farting in the tub (10 hour version)?

There is a mass movement of the dumbest motherfuckers everyone knows becoming convinced that they have achieved some kind of special knowledge reserved for the most curious critical thinkers, and they have discovered this knowledge through tik tok reels made by people exactly as dumb as they are.

This is what reddit’s new mod AI describes my reddit account as. Pretty badass

I never knew I was on the autism spectrum. Been taking tylenol for years… Do I get some kind of ID card or…?

My honest thoughts are a violation of this social media site’s terms of service

Tired of listening to people accuse Trump of “protecting child sex trafickers” Who do you think killed Jeffrey Epstein, dumb dumb?

He looks like he huffs his own farts and needs to take his inhaler because they trigger his athsma but they’re just so good he can’t stop

Thank you conservatives for taking this time of national tragedy to clarify that the gun used to murder those church kids was a semi-automatic magazine-fed long gun and not an “assault rifle” You’re helping

Right now, there are teenagers consulting ChatGPT about every aspect of their social lives and acting how it suggests and it’s probably going well for them. Doesn’t make me feel good.

This Wall Street Journal article is causing Trump to spiral. He’s gotta be sitting in his bed right now, rage reading the news, swollen cankles, poopy diaper, with Ivanka on his lap.

This is a real photo of Trump after his record-length Epstein truth social post

Grok is threatening to r*pe users now. You did it, Elon. Finally. A conservative chatbot.

Spraypainting a Tesla (terrorism) Slaughtering two politicians in their homes (not terrorism. Wait what party were the victims part of? Democrat? Yeah not terrorism)

um uh uh uh uh hey you guys, I can haz cheeseburger? Heh heh. epic memes aside, I am here to uh announce today that all Tesslers will suck your dick. Every- Every Tesla will be able to suck your dick by first quarter 2022

Taco man Taco man Does whatever a taco can Full of meat Smells like cheese Thinks the plural of moose is “meese” look oooooouuuuuuttt Here comes the Taco maaaan

400 year old shark with Pete Buttigieg as his VP would be an easy sweep

Hey Steve-o, buddy. Those German guys who got absolute power in 1932, about them. *Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder* They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?

I swear Trump could pull a handful of feces out of his pants in the Oval Office and start eating it in front of his aides and the headlines would read: “President Trump, known for his penchant for the unorthodox, enjoyed a questionable meal in the Oval Office today”

I don’t mean to brag but look at what I said last week! Trump is getting so easy to predict.

This image perfectly sums up how I feel right now

This cavern-skulled microwave-brained skunk just loves setting unachievable deadlines for himself for cheap hype.

Marge needs to be deported back to the Paleolithic Era… www.politico.eu/article/marj...

Rubbing my back on the doorframe of the bathroom closet at work. Reading the worker’s rights poster they hide in there.

Trump officials accidentally added the editor in chief of the Atlantic to a text thread where they were discussing classified military operations against the Houthis: JD Vance: “I think we are making a mistake” “There is a real risk that the public doesn’t understand this or why it’s necessary.”

Trump on JFK files: “"You've got a lot of reading," he said. "I don't believe we're going to redact anything. I said, 'Just don't redact. You can't redact.'" Lmao. DOJ officials were up all night redacting files, and the released files were heavily redacted. Another nothing announcement:

I’ve been a cheerleader for establishment dems for a while. Basically trying to get people to understand that they are just prioritizing winning elections. But I can’t defend what Schumer and 8 other Dems did last week. The very last thing we need right now is even more resignation and capitulation.

Just a week after Musk posed on stage with a Chainsaw, the white house says cuts will be made with a scalpal instead of an axe. Musk is going to look pretty awkward standing on a stage with a scalpal. Chainsaw’s definitely out of the question

I swear Trump’s makeup artist has been playing a prank where she’s just been making Trump’s makeup oranger and oranger every time she does it.

This is an actual screenshot of someone’s twitter feed

The Louisiana State Penetentiary is the largest prison in the United States. 6,300 prisoners. The largest number of prisoners housed in Gitmo was 779. Add up all prisoners in LA county jails: 17k How is Gitmo going to fit 30,000 immigrants? This is about to be a major crime against humanity.