Chuck

30 Apr 2024

after boarding a southwest flight the North American defNotChuck folds its arms and puff up its chest to appear larger and dissuade predators who may be thinking about taking the middle seat

18h

I live in Texas in the most ethnically diverse neighborhood for miles in any direction. Ours was the only polling location in the area that was closed down.

I love Star Wars, I love Pedro Pascal, and I am a notorious defender of the "bad" Star Wars films, but... The Mandalorian & Grogu is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

This movie relies on the charisma of 5 puppets, a man in a helmet, and a CGI slug. There is not a meaningful facial expression in this whole damn thing.

[sinister voice] "If you don't give $100 to this right wing billionaire TODAY, transgender people might get access to basic health care. It's up to you to save us, CHARLES!"

Chuck@defnotchuck.bsky.social

If anyone wants to know what it's like to live in Texas right now, I get texts like this about 5 times a day. This is 100% real and par for the course in tone and content.

If anyone wants to know what it's like to live in Texas right now, I get texts like this about 5 times a day. This is 100% real and par for the course in tone and content.

anyway, go do your part you furry socialists ✊

I found out Tom Skerritt died while I was watching Alien and that is tripping me out

just got my daughter with the updog joke and I have transcended to a new plane

all these top 10 teams losing today, gotta respect A&M for choosing to simply not be ranked in the first place

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

Name a Futurama quote.

absolute queen shit

Chuck@defnotchuck.bsky.social

oh man I'm thinking about the funniest thing I ever saw online @barringtonlee.bsky.social

follow her here on bluesky @barringtonlee.bsky.social

yeah I got em all

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oh man I'm thinking about the funniest thing I ever saw online @barringtonlee.bsky.social

when u hear billy might be on the epstein list

THEY'RE GRRRRRAWFUL!

Chuck@defnotchuck.bsky.social

we have strayed from gods light

we have strayed from gods light

Of course I bought these. I love chicken. I love waffles. I loves oreos. I love chicken and waffles. These are bad cookies.

the algorithm feeding me this while I'm in public trying to be normal is devastating

playing scrabble with my 9 year old and got 77 points dropping SQUID on her and shes devastated and lol lmao

Texas A&M is winless since they allowed Pete Hegseth on to Kyle Field.

4 years ago I was at a wedding party in Arkansas that continued deep into the night and there was a Belgian couple there who were very excited when we all decided to walk over to Waffle House because they wanted to try these waffles they had heard so much about. (They were also hammered).

After the meal he smiled and told me, "I understand now. The food is not good. But it is *necessary*. Late at night sometimes you need this. We have drunk food too "

that was the hunting wives of football games

from a quick scan of bluesky it sounds like U2 is choosing texas over mariah carey but I didn't even know they were playing each other

discord.comSafer for Teens, Same Discord for AdultsWe’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.

I thought I would be sadder about having services and social interaction groups online be repeatedly cut off from me, but honestly it's just making more time for me to be a weird dad puttering around in the garage. Fuck it, ya know?

Rona Altana@ronaaltana.bsky.social

Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it

wait is this male loneliness oh no

adding proficiencies to my character sheet

dlvr.itWhere have you gone, Lee Corso? College football fans falling out of love with Saturday pregame shows“I miss when this show was about an old guy putting on funny mascot heads.” That comment came from an X user quoting a video of ESPN’s College GameDay on Saturday. Specifically, a clip of Mississippi Army National Guard helicopters flying overhead as analyst Pat McAfee says, “We certainly appreciate the hell out of the…

This article touches a bigger issue for me these days: the shittier thing is proving to be more popular and profitable. I excise things out of my life that are enshittified but the depression comes from knowing that the shitty thing is what the majority of Americans want with their hearts.

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

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I would give my life for this fitness influencer

y'all have a good night

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honestly if he did not want to be killed he should simply have not fucking been there

he just wants to have a quiet get together with a few friends

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every goddam day

on fridays we do flavor blasted goldfish

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seen worse this week

just watched the muppet caper and yall miss piggy can still get it

you know what will save the season let's invite a guy who found a way to make the mf US military lose

bet the mortgage on the washington generals if this bitch is in the stands

legit glad we fucking lost, we should lose by more

Ben DuBose@bendubose.bsky.social

Well, now it makes sense

Chuck@defnotchuck.bsky.social

This is so far from the worst A&M team I've watched. They aren't bad! But they are absolutely not a top 10 team.

This is so far from the worst A&M team I've watched. They aren't bad! But they are absolutely not a top 10 team.

when I show up to D&D with my new brown polyhedrals

Rush Roberts@drcamacho.bsky.social

Football name.

disappointed to hear mcconaugheys voice backing the protect college sports act but honestly I assume the worst these days so it is what it is

WHY ARE WE IN THE PARKING LOT OF Q2 STADIUM

Chuck@defnotchuck.bsky.social

I'm in my first robot taxi and folks, it is taking the dumbest possible route. Google Maps says this is a 10 minute drive straight-shot and this car is taking side streets and parking lots and says we'll be there in 22 minutes.

no one has done more to harm my opinion of waymo than waymo has today