Steve 🍁

Doing the worm in #hockey gear is impressive 💪

People have started using abbreviated words that I 100% don't recognize. Flor dghh prrta to you as well good sir. 😵‍💫

Hello friends.

Give this kid 2 years to develop and I'm sure he'll be a regular NHLer. He's literally a natural.

So Blue sky stopped constantly showing me people posting about their dead pets. Now I'm seeing close ups of wrestlers crotches. Wong try again. I want more racoons please.

The best moment from my Japan trip. Sent chills down my spine. Audio on!

Frfr 😭

Sounds like my ex hahaha.... Awww 😔

Fun fact: NDT actually was a wrestler in his school days. Wrong guy but with the same last name and history with combat sports, I understand the confusion. Lol

I can check off seeing #Gorillaz live

I make too much to get any of these benefits and I STILL SUPPORT THIS. Because fuck poverty. People need to eat.

@alexadamssn.bsky.social

C'mon. Play hockey. Everyone else is doing it. @senators.bsky.social

How the crap shit did I cut my nose while exploring a city? And how did I not notice? I was totally sober. Wish I felt pain like regular people 😑

I'm in #Japan. They do not have sidewalks. I may die here. Will die happy. 👍

Didn't get fired 😎

Might be getting fired I'll let you know on Monday 😅

If there's one good thing about Michael Jackson it's that anyone can dress up as him for #Halloween because he was both Black and White. And it doesn't matter. Like the song. Get it? 🤭

Guys the humidity is 93%. I live in water 🥵

Birds are Dinosaurs. Full stop.

It's "Lake Ontario" not Lake America. It's "Gulf of Mexico" not Gulf of America. It's "convicted felon" not president.

Should I get a new tattoo this weekend? Don't like this post if you think I should.

Man Tim was a hell of a person. And Dolly. She legit saved lives. Lost 2 good ones in 2 days. #RIP 🙏

I'm already all in on #BuyCanadian but now I'm DOUBLE all in. I could use another Canadian made watch 👀

Canada ain't anything special. But we can eat our food without checking the news first and I appreciate that 🙏

Eating 4 cinnamon rolls in a hour makes me a ___?

You don't even care what I had for breakfast, DO YOU?! 😢

Seriously. Why does everyone post when their pets die? The world needs to know? 😑

A lot of people are posting their pets died today. Like enough that I'm suspicious. What's going on here?🧐

Squirrel with waffle. That's it. That's the post. #cute #animals #wildlife #photo

#TheOdyssey is gooood. Go see it!

I want hockey now. Can I have hockey now?

Why you Americans keep shitting everywhere? Smelly country smelly country full diaper no no no 🙂‍↔️🤢

✍️ Kyle Lowry retires with the Toronto Raptors!

It happened! You love to see it folks 😁

I never get tired of this view. Maybe without the crane though lol #sunset #art #photography

Fuck a #facereveal. I'll do a nipple reveal if I get 3 likes on this post.

Come on Vegas! Score!! If Carolina beats both my teams they will forever be my most hated team. 🤬

You're excited the #Knicks won? I don't know man once I heard it was short for knickerbocker I was less interested. It's literally just shorts bro

In honor of #pride month I'm watching #TheBabadook Iykyk

You just know he's listening to 90s punk rock with headphones like that

The view strikes again

I deserve some sort of #comedy award. She tried to get me to subscribe to her #OF so I've been trolling her for hours. Yes I have lots of free time.

The view from my new place is so... 👌

Immaculate vibes. Place is buzzing. #GoSensGo

#NHL playoffs featuring Canada team, the @senators.bsky.social is popping off in 2 hours! Grab your beer. Grab your gear. And #GoSensGo !!!

The @senators.bsky.social have clinched a playoff spot! 2 years in a row. Amazing. Let's go boys! #GoSensGo