i may be slightly caffeinated because i conceived possibly the dumbest idea i've imagined yet
mageia + enlightenment + y2k vectorheart
who tf uses mageia
who tf uses enlightenment
who tf uses both
you will suffer as i, ramattra, have suffered
your torment will outlast the stars
when the universe dwindles into dust, there you will be still suffering as i have...
suffered
KDE's goodies 🧸 shop opens its doors!
Check out what will soon be your one-stop location for all KDE-themed merch.
merch.kde.org
Our first item, the adorable Konqi soft toy, is already available for pre-ordering:
merch.kde.org/products/kon...
pima county sheriff a few days ago:
"yeah sorry for waking you up at 11pm but uh we're looking for a bald dude with tattoos. don't approach him call 911 or 88-CRIME or whatever if you see him. why don't we use our flock cameras? because we only have those up to stalk our exes..."
"how do we make a jet engine capable of pushing a big airliner whose goal is to only use two of them? hmm... oh! i know! make the fan B I G G E R" - general electric engineer during GE90/9X development probably