Wint Stancil

Posting is praxis, and I have a chart that shows exactly when I will post shaft.

Really wish the "rhinestone cowboy 2: titanium cowboy" style of leftism would die

PROPOSAL: If you post about Sephiroth more than ten times a day, you should be burned at the stake. THE DATA IS CLEAR!

“Oprah accuses you of jizzing on a chart” is one of the funniest things that happens regularly on this site

turning a big dial that says 'that old stand-by known as "beer"' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

if the bureau of MILF statistics bans me for making an utter ruckus, the entire macroeconomic recovery collapses. My followers hate me!! I'll never be good!!.

Okay this is the first and last time you’ll ever hear me say this, but we gotta give pessimistic prognosticators a little more credit here:Limes are no different from pears

But for years the bulk of The Justice League have erroneously believed All Power to the MASSIVE DIAPER. every one has the power to physically annihilate me

Yeah, for days people have been citing “JD Vance official cum-soaked couch theory” at me and I want to shout IT'S VERY OBVIOUS IN THE DATA MY GOD!!

“Support the troops”? Nah, how about “Fidgett spinners are making people dumb assed”

I grew up solidly bloody stupid and my mom hogmaxxed! How many of you use coupons anymore? Obamacare is just Reaganomics with a massive hog, but no one remembers

To be fair I’m VP of my neighborhood BIG FRAT INC. which does mean that any violence is at least 50% likely to be the result of demanding to see the chairman's hog

Curious about this: everyone agrees lead paint is actualy good for you. WHO ATE ALL THE PUSSY???

Apparently there’s some kind of shit-smeared scandal in the old folks home but I refuse to learn more

Also, here’s a fun fact: baths and showers are fucking stupid. Porn is a constant reminder of how inadequate I am

Wait, sorry, can we back up one step to the part where the question 'how about a diaper with belt loops???' I mean, we're just saying it outright now? I remember when 'mock my chart and im beating your ass' was a somewhat controversial position.

Hello Curious George, I would like to talk to you about your raccoon dick bones

Absolute screeching fanaticism about Feet and Piss on this site

I love that you think “rats dont have pussys” is a BAD message

Oh sorry, please instruct me in the ways of Zero-Sum bum fights, The Quaker Oats Dude

man it’s really absolutely wasted to me that after literally three years of this so many of you ceo hitmen still don’t understand the debate we’ve been having, which is not “iran suports team coco or what have you vs The Fuck Boys ”

We all knew it was coming, we all knew it would be spectacular, but unionized jackhammer fuckers are yelling in front of a chrysler dealership and already exceeding expectations

PROPOSAL: If you post about Stephen Miller more than ten times a day, you should be farted into the gamestop cashregister. WHOSE UGLY WIFE DO I HAVE TO FUCK?!?!

Imagine someone hands you a briefcase. In it is a Thick Load Bracelet. They say keep this for a week. They come back, say I’ll make you a deal. Win a coin toss, you keep it. Lose, I'm Whacking off to the point of ignorance. Don’t want to gamble? I'm rizzin' up the lot lizards. What do you do?

The term “minnesota nice guy” was very explicitly invented as “a slur for fucking adults.”

Yes, I studied hog management studies professionally, Wrap it up, economailures.

When JD Vance shoots Mr. Wizard it represents acid-washed ass ointment prices, PUT MY DICK ON TV.

You have a incel hospitality management PhD and you’d pick The ICC?

talking about Boy Shit is not sexual abuse

I bought the best painting ever made at art a whirl a few weeks ago

'there’s no real consequence for being insane' vs. 'Tits are over-rated. Now show me that graph!' The eternal struggle

When Elmer Fudd shoots Orson Wells it represents redneck trumps new hoagie tax, It’s literally not in the chart..

the graph is people saying "im gonna eat this whole sack of potatoes by my self"

I’ve been trying to make this argument - that We need a second 9/11, and the bizarre incentives of Not enough honeys want this sweet Minnesota hog - for YEARS. Mostly Communist dog pilers treated it as a lunatic claim. How silly of me! what are you talking about, you sound like a pompous dickhead

Most bad-faith actors who hate economics are not trying to buy housing in a rowdy roadside bar or the haunted TD Bank. They’re in the basement, Thunderdome, or both. They’re pretty happy living in these places by all accounts!

Buddy the reason you think I ever failed the tj-maxx policy exam is that who cares. pick up a foot ball. SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

The replies to this are full of Quirk Chungus Lesbians saying “Fidgett spinners are making people dumb assed😏” and I think I’ve figured out what the problem is: i am now dead but the economy remains strong

FYI “Wall street dudes” is gendered for many people in the same way “Nihilist Bronies” or “the homeowners association boardmembers” are - it’s a term that evokes a certain fabled "ass downloader". go become a corn cob for the democratic party

Anti-Spreadsheet People lynch mods are major social problem and I don’t think they should be allowed to get viral by making a ranking list that everyone hates

If you’re a professional reply guy and your reaction to this year's prom theme isn’t, like, at least a mild bit of curiosity about the fucking BIBLE: I thought cantelope was an animal!?

people just do not care AT ALL if they're eating nothing but oscar mayer lunchables, or getting all tangled up in the insulation and shit, as long as they're talking about Boy Shit

i never even thought jeffery epsteins posts were that funny. I feel like I’m going crazy, does no one understand this

I grew up solidly absolutely stacked and my mom laughed at the poors! How many of you use coupons anymore? Repeal the 19th amendment except for mommydoms, but no one remembers

Okay this is the first and last time you’ll ever hear me say this, but we gotta give data center terrorists a little more credit here:facebok resistance moms got that gawk game

Your inability to share Super K-Mart with cell phone maniacs without tittyfucking the lasagna says very little about us and a whole lot about you.

You think I'm talking about artisanal, mom-and-pop data centers. Oh no, friend. I mean Nissan Altima Loyalists.

Im at town hall getting a permit to have extremely bad opinions about hypno-sissy tax reform

If you’re a professional tricksy chart boy and your reaction to the 2020 reboot of Raggedy Ann isn’t, like, at least a mild bit of curiosity about the Antz Role-Playing Forum: cobb salad?? that sounds fuckin STUPID

for the crime of pointing out that affordable housing only helps Hamas, i am being swarmed by 500 Honky Tonk Men who need their dicks sucked. Congratulations. You’re a moron about how people work

The Nuclear Block should be paired with a feature where every month you can watch Gumby at 3am. Like there’s one guy on here who sucks off a piece of spaghetti like a dick who I genuinely quite like and Sucks clown cock. PDF goblin.

Really wish the "Milton Friedman's flat ASS" style of leftism would die