Tim Myers

Sound On.

RIP youtu.be/Oxu3pq319r0?...

Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.

Who wants to invest in my startup. We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy. Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!! I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔

2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4. 2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.

Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for: ©2024

💜 Thanks to everyone that stopped by the stream to watch Dragon Age: The Veilguard 💜 If you missed it, please follow at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo to get your notification when I go live! #Twitch #DATV #DAV #DragonAge #SupportSmallerStreamers

I once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline. It was a real pair-a-Docs.

Meet Onions.

@tactifail.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you.

Join us for some Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Come hang out at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! ✨🐉 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #DragonAge #DATV #DAV

TIL: You can add Github Copilot to XCode... (just gonna leave that there)

@jenmsft.bsky.social

I talk to so many people in Spanish on apps and in DMs I’m starting to get served ads in Spanish. 😂

Now streaming Warhammer 40,000: Darktide co-op on Twitch, come hang out with us at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! 👀 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #WarhammerDarktide #CoOp

Gail is a LEGEND!!! gail.com

My wife yelled at me to stop poking her butt and to just look at it. I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

I’m sorry if this is patronizing in anyway but this is FIRE. youtu.be/KUN5Uf9mObQ?...

DO NOT USE PERIOD TRACKING APPS. NONE OF THEM. 23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion

I tried to get into Ted Lasso… it just didn’t rope me in. 🤷‍♂️

What the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?

I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.

I just found out why the Dad from “Beetlejuice” wasn’t in the sequel… YIKES.

The HEIGHT of technology is being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, texting a neighbor, opening the garage door for them, unlocking the smart lock, and getting more TP without having to get up. This is the future.

Wow. Engagement fell off REALLY quick over here. Where’s everyone at?

Tell me you live in a small town without telling me you live in a small town.

This person on FB that I don’t know asked me how my weekend was and then answered themself almost 9 months later.

If I ever meet Rainn Wilson I’m not going to do anything tacky like ask for a picture or autograph. I’ll only ask him if he really fired that bazooka.

Wow. Just this week alone I’ve been followed by Johnny Depp and James Hetfield.

Sale for grumpy shopkeepers. BOGO! Buy One Get Out

Waze: “Turn right in 0.6mi” Me: turning left 😏 Waze: “Why are you smiling?” Me:

Software in a nutshell. An entire new feature. Created not from a specification, but from a miscommunication way up the “food chain”

Hey @flavorflav.bsky.social

Me asking a question on Reddit: “This is a serious inquiry. Why can’t I get a straight answer? Just a bunch of people cracking jokes.” Me answering a question on Reddit: “I have no idea what the answer is but check out this sick dad joke.”

Metal heads are like: “Hey. Check out this new band” *the band*

I hate when people say, “Let’s touch base”. There is never two people on the same base in Baseball. Unless they’re on opposite teams. In which case, “Get the fuck out of my office! You don’t even work here!!!”

Meanwhile in America BOTH of them are 27 duck beaks tall.

Hi there 👋 I’m the Engineering Lead at Singularity hiring for this role! Happy to chat about any questions or life at the company here

My 9 year old daughter makes a vomit sound when she sees a WhyBroTruck on the street. I didn’t teach her that. Maybe there’s hope for these kids? 🤔

GrapheneOS version 2024120200 released: grapheneos.org/releases#202... See the linked release notes for a summary of the improvements over the previous release. Forum discussion thread: discuss.grapheneos.org/d/17870-grap... #GrapheneOS #privacy #security

.NET support on Heroku #dotnet blog.heroku.com/dotnet-suppo...