Mister Turbo 🚨 ☠️

So Elon is a trillionaire.

BREAKING: Rex Manning has backed out of Freedom 250.

The fact that every democrats with vocal cords isn’t shouting IMPEACH, 24/7, on every possible news network, will be remembered.

ruff life.

If I could figure out polymarket, I would have made so much fucking money within 1 hour. #sotu #fuckpolymarket

#sotu

There’s a lot going on, so relax and look at this picture of a dog. #dogsofbluesky

I guess my largest takeaway, outside of just how WILD the Bondi hearing was, is that these people don’t work for the American people. It’s never been on such full display.

Economic pro tip to monitor inflation: I use Cheez-its as my cost barometer. Has never failed. With 100% confidence I can say that my last box of Cheez-its was both more expensive and also reduced in size. Trust the Cheez-it trend line.

Anything the Epstein files. Now it's 274 covert FBI "agents" who agitated the crowd on that fateful and "historic" day.

Working theory here. Over capacity.

Update: still not raptured yet. Not sure if I'm doing it wrong, or just continue to wait? 🕳️

TAKE TYLENOL AND RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

So, per top government officials - no ADHD in Amish communities?

When you control the media, you control the narrative. If you haven't yet (why?)...#CancelThePost

Does anyone think that Charlie Kirk was killed in order to deflect media attention from the Epstein story?

Doggo

You watching this shit 😂

Bad dog. @theblackkeys.bsky.social

Name the album

Looks like the Whitehouse is A-OK with taxpayer-funded government propaganda afterall.

This one really milked like age.

Just when you think you know a dog, he comes home with gang tattoos. #dogsofbluesky

How did things go so wrong so quickly? #dogsofbluesky

Seriously

@therickwilson.bsky.social has an urgent message for the Dems: SHUT IT DOWN! Watch:

BUY AMMO.

Gulf of Mexico Forever. Come and take it or whatever 🏴‍☠️

Ruff morning. #dogsofbluesky

Panik! #dogsofbluesky

Feeling bad about supporting the Nazi party today, but electrons are required and necessary.

Vox media's new cookie banner appearing on all platform sites. WTF @theverge.com? It's nice that you're telling us, but why are you sharing data with 870 'partner' sites? 8-7-0. And on top of the new subscription model no less. I don't know whether to be impressed or appalled.

“The Office assessed that the admissible evidence was sufficient to obtain and sustain a conviction at trial." Can we get this on a bumper sticker, please?

“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

Duck dynasty. #dogs #bernedoodle

Another picture of a dog, approaching the precipice of inclination. He’s learning how to doggie. #dogs #teachmehowtodoggie #bernedoodle

This is a picture of a #dog