Derek (Part 2)

“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass”

The fact that striking Iran can be put on hold for weeks in an attempt to sway the midterms clear proof that Iran doesn’t pose an imminent danger and this war is an evil charade

HealTHCare 🌱🔥💨

It puts the ballot in the box, or it gets the Trump again

Somebody is scared of Texas flipping blue

Portland is such a war zone

War crimes do not excuse sex crimes.

The Grim Reaper has a hell of a lot of explaining to do

If you don’t allow people to suffer the consequences of their own actions, You become a safe space for their worst behaviors

“Until death, all defeat is psychological.” Marcus Aurelius

Broken clock and all of that

ATTENTION: whatever you have in your mouth right now has been recalled. Spit that shit out. MAHA

QUICK THERAPY FOR ANYONE THAT NEEDS IT: 1. Anxiety is living in the future 2. Your past is a chapter, not your whole story 3. Triggers show you what still needs healing 4. Motivation fades.Habits change your life 5. Control is an illusion.Your thoughts shape you 6. Fear shows you what matters

Party of family values

DESTROY STARLINK

The reporter from Fox News is Captain Obvious

Trump made America so great, you have to feed questionable Argentine ground beef to your kids and put Russian diesel in your trucks. 🇺🇸

This is difficult to watch. Viewer discretion advised.

When Zelenskyy took out the Russian bot center

LOL

Every time you yawn in October, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth. Be careful out there and stay awake. 👻

Suckers.

So, the public execution of Nidal Hasan - everyone is aware he is paralyzed & in a wheelchair, right?

When the president of your own country tells the country we are at war with to attack certain cities, this is treason. A guillotene is too good for him

The people that are excited for watching a public execution are the same people that completely lost their minds when we happily watched Charlie Kirk get ended

She has more courage than the entire GOP

This country is so broken.

Donald Trump sued Bill Maher because he made a joke about his mom being an orangutan, but not a single lawsuit regarding raping children as a pedophile.

@rickeedivine.bsky.social hey there! Long time no see. ❤️

I’d be fine with an essay

They are so gullible

Mueller She Wrote has always been a grifter

Donald Trump took out a full paged ad to call for the death penalty for the Central Park 5, but thinks the Cornell 7 are being treated unfairly. Guess the difference

This could not be any more ironic if she tried

Kristi Noem’s marriage is going tits up and you are all being super insensitive

Manifest what you want in life.

How does this sit with all of you?

Apparently, everyone including Mitch McConnell was looking for Mitch McConnell

In the order it should be

Never thought I would say “Fuck Crockett” but here we are

Fuck the rest.

For any of you that actually believe a single word the pedo says

Anyone hiring?

And a heartbeat. Still trying to find that, as well

Let’s be real. We know exactly who he voted for

Nero golfs while Rome burns

I don’t care how he dies, as long as he is gone

Newsflash: MAGA won’t believe the Epstein Files even when they come out

There is always, always a tweet