Derek Writes Stuff

Ruin a song title by adding “in my pants” to the title. Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay in My Pants

If you're in #Chicago and interested in domestic violence awareness, pass this on. Thank you! www.mobilize.us/quigleyforch...

If they can shut down BioWare, a studio that repeatedly put out of critically and financially successful game, while they were in the middle of a project, what is the point of getting excited about anything any publisher announces?

Hold the crap on. Forget Cody Rhodes. How did I only just now learn that the legend that is Hirooki Goto is in Street Fighter?

Is the Shane Gillis shtick just doing material from 2005 without any conviction? Or to be perpetually in the "what else, what else" section of his open mic notes app

How I arrived on Bluesky:

I do have to admit that I sort of love the Street Fighter ethos of just leaning into the absurdity. If this is indeed the official soundtrack version of the Guile theme, I hope they do the meme and play it over things that have nothing to do with Guile fighting youtu.be/MxThbfaKXQU?...

PAC is one of those guys that I never would have said is my favorite wrestler, but in that way where it's because you don't have to debate with anyone that he was awesome. Even Danielson, I feel I have to defend something about him as one of my top guys, PAC was so amazing no one had to ever say it.

This is insane. The Butcher Andy Williams death was one thing, but PAC was just on a live event last night, and...I mean he was The Bastard PAC, he could work anyone anywhere in any company, one of those guys that felt like they were always here and would always be here

The wildest thing about how bad the AI Gene Wilder voice sounds in that Wonka Netflix show is that I have used ElevenLabs, you can get a natural sounding voice recording from it if you care. This voiceover is just so low-energy and charmless that it ends up not even sounding like him.

How the AV Club could do a whole posting about Gremlins 3 and not mention @nicklutsko.bsky.social once is just shameful www.avclub.com/gremlins-3-d...

Even removing politics from the equation, Macklemore getting Eric Nally to sing the hook on Downtown is a better songwriting decision than anything Ed Sheeran has ever done

And then a blocked field goal? That hardly ever happens Cursed quarter

Damn Hoping this is just a sprain or twist for Caleb Williams

When even CostCo gas is hitting $5, things are not going well.

Damn, just saw the news on #DuncanSheik Spring Awakening is of course a killer set of songs, but American Psycho was a lot of fun too even though it didn't get much play Another Sheik song I always really liked: youtu.be/5vpLAw-rVlE?...

Technologic. Technologic. Technologic

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trumps lies and says he did it, and they clap in the dark.

Damn Taco Bell prices went up again Pour one out for all the early 2000s stoner jokes about grabbing cheap tacos at 1 am

BREAKING: The Glasgow Diamonds will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

The only thing I can think of for Patel's comments on bestiality that some frat boy got caught porking a pig for a hazing ritual, had it put on his record, and it flagged him when he tried to apply to be a fed.

Do either of these teams even have a defense on the field today, that combined score is insane

Reading this to the tune of "The Beast and the Harlot" by Avenged Sevenfold

That's a spicy meatball.

I'm really surprised there hasn't been a Subgenius resurgence in recent years When every day is nothing but corporate greed, AI slop, and the disintegration of the American democracy, seems like the perfect time to extol the virtues of slack

Man these avocados are like Alexander Hamilton's mom They went quick

I'll never forget...picking up Ben Folds' solo album "Rockin' the Suburbs"

All the wrestling fan tribalism is proven to be complete BS when a tragedy like Andy Williams happens and wrestlers you never knew even occupied the same state at the same time are posting pictures of just being brothers backstage or at the steak house or in someone's car

This is insane, only 33. She was very good at playing a Disney Channel Best Friend, and likely had a lot of room to grow as a voice actor especially

Gotta love a little black box theatre

Have my first read-through this afternoon for Laughter on the 23rd Floor Once a theatre kid, always a theatre kid

Why not both? 🤷🏻‍♀️

AI music playlists on YouTube continue to annoy. It's blandly competent and inoffensive, which is already miles ahead of the AI posters and videos and weird Thomas Kincaide style paintings of dead celebrities, but I'd still rather just have a compilation of the songs it copied structures from

Cast in my first play in probably a decade, so that's exciting

Charming until the end youtu.be/P3VKRQr9Img?...

STOP TAKING ALL THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS!

The chaos of @gamechanger.dropout.tv extends to the prizes, you might win a fully-paid vacation OR a rotisserie chicken

Girls don't like boys Girls like good rock tumblers

Sometimes when you're going through the beach you find fossils Sometimes you find a perfect thumb rock And they are equally exciting finds

The Bluey using 3D rendering is a little sad

Bluesky isn't dead. It just asks that you please not touch the ribbon around its neck

Old man at the rural gas station: Bluesky? Why, that platform's been dead for thirty years.

SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY

Dean Winters being in John Wick during the scene where they realize they just reactivated Baba Yaga is hilarious "If you had All State, maybe you wouldn't have made yourself the target of the world's best assassin. Loser."

Alex Horne being the score keeper for Earwigs was a fun surprise on @gamechanger.dropout.tv

Wonder if @kefinmahon.bsky.social knows that Rove McManus has been on Taskmaster? Immediately thought of World Wrestling All-Stars