Dame Edith Puthy

Peeing standing up with the lights off because I BELIEVE in echo location.

The greatest Kate Bush single. Fight me.

This has all been very stupid and I’m the biggest stupid of them all

Thank you @currentlyquang.xyz for introducing me to the bald gay millennial phd perfume guy.

I’m heartened to have recently learned about sexy clown porno, I think it’s sweet.

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I baffed

William Blake themed Lego set when?

Leña Donne Ham

Another public figure I now feel smug and justified for for never liking is Ms Minaj. 😌

Electoral politics aren’t everything but it’s something 🤷🏻

Manic Muntday

Why would anyone want to fuck a pumpkin, it’s such an unyielding fruit.

Municipal and regional election day in Ontario

I’m pretty sure I can recreate the big bang if I mix Diet Coke and diet 7up!

Do I come to the dick sucking factory and grab the hard throbbers outta your mouth, well do I?

The plot of Obsession: what if a beautiful woman was in love with a faggot.

9L of vegan bolognese! Bucatini here we come!

Antiques Roadshow UK always resets me

Stephanie’s Little Monster 💚

Why yes I do have bedroom eyes #payformyupperblepharoplasty

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There is a lovely cold bracing wind. However it does not brace me.

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Ok, time to watch some fucked up shit on MUBI

I’m having a pretty decent weekend so far 👌

I would not wish this dryness on anyone #expensiveandgay

Had to take me faggy bracelets off cuz I got a sore

Canvasser wished me a Shabbat Shalom

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I don’t know if anyone is really gay until their toes are in my mouth.

And what if I’m nature’s candy?

Feist:

Ok, but who cleans up after the pup cup?

It’s not a tiara, it’s a diadem!

Lord farquaad dl trade

Buy me some penis and crackerjacks